everyone seems to be boinking except me

Mine don't boink either...
not sure if they are available over here.

 

I was looking for something larger

arnt we all

 

Never good to boink alone

Solo boink can be just as good I am sure

 

They're tiny in real life! About 4 inches long

Found some in Pets At Home today, didn't realise you could pull it back and make it fly though! I chucked both my boinks through the cat flap and Pixie started boinking merrily

I am sorry but this has me crying...

They are tiny, about 4 inches you pull it back and make the fly....................SERIOUSLY lmao here..............

 

Thank you. I have been feeling a little unwell for the last few days & this thread has cheered me up so much. :thumbup::thumbup:
Must admit as soon as I saw the thread title I figured I was in for a bit of fun reading.:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Now planning to go to P@H tomorrow to see if they have any boinks left.

 

Solo boink can be just as good I am sure

Yeah, but the more the merrier

 

Think I'm going to try me some boinking this weekend :thumbup:

 

Cant believe they want £4.95 delivery that will be an expensive boink

 

I dont have no boinking aids must buy some :eek6:

TMI. Lol... :laugh:

 

TMI. Lol... :laugh:

Could be a double bluff ..

 

OMG what are you lot like :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OK, I have a dirty little secret..............I've been boinking alone tonight

I had the urge again............

to do this

:lol: :lol:

 

Could be a double bluff ..

Am not listening ... Expensive delivery for four inches tho... Oh you lot are trouble

 

OMG what are you lot like :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OK, I have a dirty little secret..............I've been boinking alone tonight

I had the urge again............

to do this

:lol: :lol:

Oh no................. She's gone for a finger job..............!!!!! :scared:

 

I was looking for something larger

arnt we all

Ermmmmm nope!!!

But I don't wanna brag..................... :lol: :lol:

.

 

Am not listening ... Expensive delivery for four inches tho... Oh you lot are trouble

Singing::aureola:

 

Oh no................. She's gone for a finger job..............!!!!! :scared:

Thanks, just spat my wine all over, bloody good wine too

 

Thanks, just spat my wine all over, bloody good wine too

 

Thanks, just spat my wine all over, bloody good wine too

he he were (me) am on hulks..need a wee raite bad! see ya in a mo!

 

OMG what are you lot like :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OK, I have a dirty little secret..............I've been boinking alone tonight

I had the urge again............

to do this

:lol: :lol:

Oh I'm going to wet myself soon..

 

Thanks. Best get a bigger glass, oh don't mind if I do :thumbup:

 

Oh I'm going to wet myself soon..

 

Thanks. Best get a bigger glass, oh don't mind if I do :thumbup:

..For that big mouth of yours :aureola:

 

Oh I'm going to wet myself soon..

I think I already have!!!

 

Wonder if that would fit under my bed??

 

..For that big mouth of yours :aureola:

How dare you ,,, so rude ... Pmsl