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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by rona, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. rona

    rona Still missing my boys

    Aug 18, 2011
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    A guy is driving around the back streets of Chippenham.
    He sees a sign in front of an unkempt terraced house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ', so he rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the garden.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS.

    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

    But the jetting around really tired me out,
    and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
    I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
    at the airport to do some undercover security,
    wandering near suspicious characters and
    listening in. I uncovered some incredible
    dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
    'I got married, had a load of puppies, and
    now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
    the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten quid,' the guy says.

    'Ten quid? This dog is amazing! Why on
    earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of
    the garden'
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  2. davidc

    davidc PetForums VIP

    Dec 15, 2010
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one.
  3. Waterlily

    Waterlily Amused

    Apr 18, 2010
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    Ahahaha :D
  4. celicababe1986

    celicababe1986 PetForums VIP

    Jun 22, 2009
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    I want a talking doggie :w00t: :w00t:
  5. MoggyBaby

    MoggyBaby PetForums VIP

    Mar 8, 2011
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    Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
  6. xxwelshcrazyxx

    xxwelshcrazyxx PetForums VIP

    Jul 3, 2009
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    Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    A blind man walks into a hardware store with his seeing eye dog. Very briskly, the man makes his way to the center of the store, and stops. Without hesitation, the man picks his dog up by its leash, and begins spin the dog around over his head. Seeing the poor pooch flying around the air, the store managers quickly makes his way over to the blind man. Without pause, the manager asks the gentleman if he can help. Without concern, the blind man replies, "Nope, just looking around."

    It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
    "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.

    "It sure is," I replied.

    Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally
    he said, "What'd he do?"
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