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Your torture video

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by koekemakranka, Oct 9, 2013.


  1. koekemakranka

    koekemakranka PetForums VIP

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    When OH gives me strife, I tell him I will one day strap him down and force him to watch an endless loop of video of things that really irritate him (hip hop music, adverts, certain soapies, various music vids). Everytime a TV ad or something irritates him, I say "that's one for the torture video".

    Mine would be:

    Any episode of The Only Way is Essex
    Any Celine Dion vid
    Any diaper ad
    Any washing powder ad
    Jeremy Kyle

    and so on?

    What would be on your torture video?
     
  2. lilythepink

    lilythepink PetForums VIP

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    My husband hates Come Dine with Me and Jeremy Wade River Monsters.
     
  3. bearcub

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    Mine would be a rerun of all the Pride of Britain awards with the winners cut out and just the bits where you see the celebrities and politicians crying :rolleyes: :D
     
  4. LDK1

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    What would torture my OH would be any kind of period drama (especially Victorian), or Westerns.

    What would torture me would be Jeremy Kyle, Deal or No Deal or these endless 'greatest movie mistakes ever' type programmes that he never gets tired of watching!
     
  5. porps

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    mine would be a few hours of soap operas followed by strictly come dancing, britains got talent and the xfactor, and rounded off with a few mind numbing hours of big brother.

    basically it would be just the same as turning the tv on on any given day, which is why i dont ever do that.
     
  6. PawsOnMe

    PawsOnMe PetForums VIP

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    Mine would be being forced to watch
    Dickinson's real deal
    The only way is Essex
    or an embarrassing bodies episode :eek:
     
  7. simplysardonic

    simplysardonic Moderator
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    Any reality TV Programme
    Any chat show
    Any adverts....

    Wait.....

    Scratch that, it's quicker just to put anything they have on telly these days :D
     
  8. SirHiss

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    Emmerdale
    Re runs of Howards Way
    Songs of praise
    Surprise Surprise
    Holby City
    Murder she wrote
    Foyles war & Downton Abbey
     
  9. tinktinktinkerbell

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    The new lottery ad

    The go compare ad
     
  10. we love bsh's

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    You cant have our JK on your list :hand:

    hmm simpsons,star wars/trek,queens speach at crimbo,football/golf/racing all that rubbish. :)
     
  11. LolaBoo

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    What would torture me is
    Jeremy Kyle
    Towie and all the other shows like it
    Keeping up with the kardashians
    Xfactor
    Any Adverts
    downton abbey
    jeremy beadle
    and there are probally many many more
     
  12. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    Why, the last person I tortured of course. :eek:hmy:
     
  13. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    It will be me;"sliding" on the sofa..which according to OH "pulls sofa cover":p



    if I really hate him : me washing up ..five spoons simultaneously...and then dripping water on the floor ...dropping the dish cloth...


    next step:

    me: smoking..
    :rolleyes:

    last and final::eek:
    video of Scrip licking dirty pots and pans...(but that will be murder , not torture, cos he will have a heart attack and a brain burst simultaneously):p
     
  14. westie~ma

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    For Hubby's torture video I'd make a montage of every lost rugby game by Ospreys and Wales .... there's been many a fabulous weekend ruined by a rugby match ... it's torture for me just thinking back :( :(

    Never thought to torture him :) .... or set fire to his Mohammed Ali signed picture :D

    Hide his remote control :devil:
     
  15. SpringerHusky

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    For hubby that'd be easy;

    My little pony, he won't even watch the new one despite liking powerpuff girls :huh:
    Various animes, he claims the frame rate of them drives him nuts
    What would the fox say, kinda drives me nuts but he HATES IT
    The harlem shake-One I like and may have played it so often that it makes his skin crawl


    I can't think of what else off the top of my head lol
     
  16. poohdog

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    Any speech made by Thatcher with that shitface posh voice she put on...
    And Max Bygraves sings the best of Des O'Connor...
     
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