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"You must be single..."

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Anele Jessica, Feb 22, 2008.


  1. > I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected the
    > following:
    >
    > A litre of milk
    > A carton of eggs
    > A carton of orange juice
    > A 250 gram package of bacon
    > A head of lettuce
    > A 1 kilo can of coffee
    >
    > As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
    > standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
    > Cashier.
    >
    > While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
    > stated,
    > "You must be single."
    >
    > I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued By the
    > derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at The Six
    > items
    > on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections
    > that
    > could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
    >
    > Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know
    > what,you're
    > absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
    >
    > The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
     
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  2. garryd

    garryd Guest

    very gooood:D
     
  3. Magik

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    hey sis... hows u? xxx
     
  4. carol

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    hehehe so good
     
  5. Vixie

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    :D:D:D very good, made me laugh:D
     
  6. colliemerles

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    :D:D..........very good,...............
     
  7. Am fine and you are in danger!!!
     
  8. englishrose943

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    lol now that was funny :D:D:D
     
  9. Vixie

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    why is he in danger:eek::confused:
     
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