> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected the > following: > > A litre of milk > A carton of eggs > A carton of orange juice > A 250 gram package of bacon > A head of lettuce > A 1 kilo can of coffee > > As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk > standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the > Cashier. > > While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly > stated, > "You must be single." > > I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued By the > derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at The Six > items > on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections > that > could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. > > Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know > what,you're > absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" > > The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."