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Discussion in 'Games' started by jen24, May 27, 2010.


  1. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    I would. I hate the sight of an undressed me.
    I'm not as fit as I used to be.
    Although I don't have a belly
    That quivers like jelly
    I seem to spend longer
    In front of the telly.

    Would you be my remote control?
     
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  2. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    Not even remotely tempting. Do not like being pressed.

    Would you use a broomstick in lieu?
     
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  3. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    In lieu of what?o_O


    Would you clarify?
     
  4. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    In lieu of remote control...hold one end and press with the other?
    Would you expect anything else?
     
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  5. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    Well, you do have me thinking for a while.:Nailbiting

    Would you ever take me for a fool?
     
  6. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    Would that offend you dignity more than a sight of your nudity?
     
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  7. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    Indeed. I play the fool only to play the fool.:)

    It works too.:Cigar

    They think MrsZee and I are slightly deficient of the old grey matter yet, ironically, the facade proves they are the deficient ones and they don't even know it.:Hilarious

    Would you be aware of who they are?:Watching
     
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  8. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    Would you chase online shadows?
     
  9. DogLover1981

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    No.

    Would you ever go rock climbing?
     
  10. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    Yes.

    Would you make me breakfast?
     
  11. DogLover1981

    DogLover1981 PetForums VIP

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    Maybe, if you were sick or something.

    Would you ever buy a house on an island?
     
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  12. FeelTheBern

    FeelTheBern They don't like it up 'em, sir!

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    Technically every house is on an island. Every land mass is surrounded by water. So, when I have enough money, I'll probably buy a house on an island.

    Would you ever change your PF profile picture?
     
  13. DogLover1981

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    Yes.

    Would you ever go zorbing?
     
  14. FeelTheBern

    FeelTheBern They don't like it up 'em, sir!

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    Yes.

    Would you ever send emails to your friends in the style of a Nigerian scamner just for a laugh?
     
  15. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    I think, therefore I scam (Nigerian philosophy)

    I am pleased to hereby offer you, an exclusive opportunity for adventure, limitless travel, some cash, a free bottle of factor 10 and a spring clothes peg. I have designed and developed a growned brakeing technologikal peece of ekwipment that processes gote sh1t and turns it into black gold. Oyle as you probablee know it. My masheen now rekwires a patent before I can facilitate manufacturing on an industryal global scayle. Unfortunately this paytent rekwires money I don't have and this is were your financial assistance is needed. Would you loan me £250,000.

    Remeber, you will be amplee rewarded.
     
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  16. FeelTheBern

    FeelTheBern They don't like it up 'em, sir!

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    *move to bin*

    Would you ever sell your dog to buy a new bike, motorboat, tablet, set of golf clubs or something that would improve your life at once?
     
  17. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    No. But I would sell my bikes, car and MrsZee to improve the life of my dogs.

    If you and two of your mates were hopelessly lost in the wilderness and you'd run out of food, would you eat the one you disliked the most first?
     
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  18. FeelTheBern

    FeelTheBern They don't like it up 'em, sir!

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    I don't think so.

    Would you ever want to become a fireman?
     
  19. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    I had a friend who was a fireman.

    Would you rather be a loner or have hundreds of friends?
     
  20. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    Friends cannot be legion unless....

    If animal company allowed then loner is fine by me...

    Would you listen to your OH's complaints about life or go fishing?
     
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