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whats the worst chat up line you've heard?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Starlite, May 10, 2010.


  1. Starlite

    Starlite PetForums VIP

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    I had the misfortune of being propositioned with these two on Saturday nite:

    Is your ma retarded? Coz your dead special

    Hey sweetcheeks, your legs are the word so do you want to spread the word for me?


    Honest to God, surely this cheesy stuff doesnt actually work? They were told where to go :lol:
     
  2. dobermum

    dobermum PetForums Senior

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    Oh god there are some 'belters' out there (guys I mean!)

    1) Hello Darlin! Tell me .. how d'ye like yer eggs in the mornin? FRIED OR FERTILISED?:eek:

    2) Haw hen, there's 20p. Go n phone yer ma, tell her ye'll no be hame the night! :eek6:

    I can't mind what my o'h's chat up line was to me lol.
    :)
    D
     
  3. $hAzZa

    $hAzZa Shan

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    :lol::lol::lol: PMSL, Pouched for me :thumbup:
     
  4. dobermum

    dobermum PetForums Senior

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    lol, how bout scrambled? eeeugh - h8 eggs me *heave* :D
     
  5. $hAzZa

    $hAzZa Shan

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    Depends how I'm feeling, love to cover mine with ketchup:001_tongue:

    You sound as if your pregnant lol.....are you?:p
     
  6. lizzyboo

    lizzyboo PetForums VIP

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    my chat up line to hubby was.....................

    'arnt you hot in here with that jumper on?'.... we met in a club, he was standing directly below the air conditioning thing on the ceiling at the time!!!! how stupid did i feel!!


    my ex didnt even use a chat up line.... he just trod on my toe on purpose so he could say sorry to me.......... shoulda known then he was trouble!
     
  7. kelseye

    kelseye Banned

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    ive had did it hurt when u fell from heaven :rolleyes:

    get ya coat you have pulled :D

    ive got a double bed at home with your name on it :rolleyes:

    and the last one is what my oh said to me lol
     
  8. shutterspeed

    shutterspeed PetForums Senior

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    Keep them coming, I love reading this.
    Can't remember any, too long ago!
     
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