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what is the best chat up line youve heard

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by katie200, Jun 23, 2010.


  1. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

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    what is like the best chat up line youve heard lately ?
    someone said to me the other day i was drown to your bright eyes are there some stars missing because there so lovely do you wana date lol it was so funny
     
  2. KateandCasper

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    I hate chat up lines but my husband used to swear this one worked for him

    Your eyes are like spanners, eveytime I look into them my nuts tighten

    Im not convinced myself :lol:
     
  3. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

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    lol im always hgetting chat lines thone at me lol it not good lol
     
  4. poohdog

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    My favourite was Cannon & Ball years ago.Two blondes on bar stools...Big one says....
    "Couple of classy birds here...so use a bit of decorum when you chat 'em up."

    Little Bobby says..."I know I know!! then wanders up to the blondes and says.....

    "Do you or what?"
     
  5. Phoenix&Charlie'sMum

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    The wierdest one i got, was when I was in a bar and this really ugly man came up to me and SHOUTED..

    "Did it hurt?"

    To which I look at him, "excuse me?"

    "When you fell from Heaven"!!!

    :nono: :001_rolleyes:
     
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    Aye this one..............They say you can tell what a woman is going look like when she is older by looking at her mother............Whats your mum's phone number.
     
  7. Waterlily

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    most the dead beats here just say show us ya pink bits :rolleyes: I have never heard one that is decent :p :lol:
     
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    Did you show them your ear lobes then :lol::lol::lol:
     
  9. Waterlily

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    ;) nah showed em my finger :p :lol:
     
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    Goon one :lol::lol:
     
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    :lol::lol: i hope you told them to swivel on it.:lol:
     
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    I have had the classic one before.................(erm... when I was younger and before everyone had mobile phones)

    Here's 10p darling..call ur mum and tell your not coming home tonight!!!:lol:

    What a knob........:lol:


    or....... Cor.... your dress is lovely, but it would look so much better on my bedroom floor.......................:lol:
     
  13. Phoenix&Charlie'sMum

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    You know a couple of my mates are lads and I went out with one a few months ago. He explained:

    "if you see a woman that is out of your league then you know what you have to do?"

    "what"

    "Put her down a few pegs by for example saying she has horrible dress"

    :eek::eek:

    He then proceeded to walk up to a stunning blonde at the bar and tried talking to her, obviously getting knowhere, I still sit and watch. You know what he did next????


    Pulled her hair and told her it looked like a wig!!!!!!!!!

    I have never seem a girl slap him so hard in my life!!

    It was hilarious! :lol::lol:
     
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    haha my type of guy ;) :lol:
     
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    ask him to marry me
     
  16. Phoenix&Charlie'sMum

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    You guys! :thumbup::lol:
     
  17. Waterlily

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    I'm to independent for a gentleman :rolleyes: I can open my own frigging door and am quite happy to walk thru the puddles without been carried pmsl :001_cool: :lol: :lol:
     
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    When I met my oh 15 years ago he said he'd take me to heaven and back !! I'm still waiting :lol:
     
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    he must have meant when ya dead ;) :lol:
     
  20. katie200

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    ive had the one said if i could rerange the elperbet you and i would be together
     
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