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Vacancies inside....could interest you...???

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magik, Nov 13, 2007.


  1. Magik

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    Ok... Im advertising to fill the following vacancies...

    Please note these are virtual vacancies for this forum only. Following duties will not be required in real life.

    My Virtual Bitch - you must be clean, healthy, sexy, agree with most things I say but willing to give me the odd bollocking and have the odd row. You must get jealous when I chat to other female users and have public outbursts. In return you will recieve pictures of me in my pants, verbal protection, drunken PM's, mood swings and be expected to put up with my crap. Please note at anytime you may dump me publicly and post the pictures of me in my pants to humiliate me in revenge. Applicants must be aged over 18.

    My Virtual Mother - You must be prepared to defend me at all costs, apologise on my behalf and think that my virtual bitch is not good enough for me as well as all other usual mortherly duties!

    My Virtual Sister - Never had a real life sister so would like a virtual one who I can argue with about anything and everything. You will side with my Virtual Bitch in arguments and assist her in verbally attacking me during fall outs. Allthough we will apparently hate eachother I will become very protective when you talk to other male users "oi get away from my sister" - that sort of thing.

    Applicants should apply in writing via this thread or by private message.

    I wish you all the best of luck!!!

    Please notes further positions will be available for the guys at a later date!
     
  2. colliemerles

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    My C.V.

    I would like to applie to be your mother,

    I have two very good looking sons, and in my eyes they can do no wrong,
    they think I am really anoying:D
     
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    AND.......I would like to vote on Collilemerles to be your bitch,
     
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    :eek::eek::eek: i think im a little to old, unless he wishes to be my TOYBOY, lol,;)
     
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    PS, and once he sees my picture, i think he will stay well away, lol
     
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    Hehe Its only virtual, I think your banter with Magik is so funny so go on be a sport applie for the bitch:D
     
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    hee hee i am waiting for him to see my drunken picture i posted of myself, i do look awful, have you seen it,:D:D:D i searched everywere for a really frightening picture,:D
     
  9. I never had a brother.....Could be your granny thought.....
     
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    hee hee hee, you can be his bit on the side,
     
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    ohhhhh he is not like that,
     
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    i blooming bet he is,:D:D
     
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    you should look after him better then, then he would not need to
    mother:mad:
     
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    he has vanished again, to his bit on the side, no doubt,:mad:
     
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    must be working hard again, hes such a good lad
     
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    yeah i bet his working hard allright WITH HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    oh dear oh dear, why do you always give him a hard time when hes so good to you???
     
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    good to me good to me, his been missing all night, and now i know his with her, and im gona give him such a good verbal thrashing when he comes crawling back,:mad::mad:
     
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    poor lad, and I have never known him to crawl, try and be nice and he might want to come back, Iam only trying to help!!!!
     
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    help !!!! his this way because YOU MADE HIM this way, his a MUMMIES BOY,
     
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