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Top ten pet peeves dogs have about humans

Discussion in 'Dog Chat' started by Beagle Mafia, Apr 15, 2011.


  1. Beagle Mafia

    Beagle Mafia Guest

    1
    Blaming your farts on me.....
    not funny... not funny at all !!!

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    2
    Yelling at me for barking.
    I AM A F-R-I-G-G-I-N' DOG

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    3
    Taking me for a walk,

    then not letting me check stuff out!
    Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


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    4
    Any trick that involves balancing
    food on my nose. Stop it!

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    5
    Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
    Now you know why we chew your stuff
    up when you're not home.


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    6
    The slight of hand, fake fetch throw.
    You fooled a dog! Whooooooo Hoooooooo –

    what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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    7
    Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',

    then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

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    8
    Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
    Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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    9
    Dog sweaters. Hello ???
    Haven't you noticed the fur?


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    10
    How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
    Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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    Now lay off me on some of these things.
    We both know who's boss here!
    You don't see me picking up your poop, do you?


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  2. Dogless

    Dogless PetForums VIP

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    Like it....think I would have to add 'restricting my food intake' ;).
     
  3. JayLib

    JayLib PetForums Member

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    Loving number 6!!!!
     
  4. Milliepoochie

    Milliepoochie PetForums VIP

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    Haha fantastic and sooooo true! They have a cushy life :) we spoil them rotten but thats why we have them :)
     
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