12. But it SMELLS like food. 11. The cat did it. 10. What say we all drive down to Dairy Queen? 9. Explain this 'heat' thing again. 8. Mind if I sit there? 7. You gonna eat ALL of that? 6. I don't smell anything. 5. Could I see the menu? 4. FETCH THIS! 3. Next time, I pick the bitch! 2. This isn't a mess, it's ambience! And the number one thing your dog would say: 1. You are going to cut off my WHAT??!!