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Discussion in 'Games' started by IHASAPRESENT, May 12, 2017.


  1. IHASAPRESENT

    IHASAPRESENT Guest

    Everyone loves a good joke. For me the simplest and dumbest jokes are the funniest. The only rule is there are no rules. (Apart from the forum code of conduct ones.) Have a good laugh and giggle. Hope this brightens up your day! Oh yeah and one more thing. throw the relevant member a like if you laughed. Let's have a weird one to start.

    My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta. (For me that joke gets the look that just means REALLY!)
    Demonstration - [​IMG]
     
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  2. Lurch-er

    Lurch-er PetForums Member

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    My girlfriend just got a new job it's hard to say what she does..........She sells seashell's on the seashore
     
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  3. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    I saw Sean Connery taking a dump on the beach yesterday.:Jawdrop

    When I confronted him about such blatantly disgraceful conduct, he quickly pulled his strides up and said; I guess it was a sh1te for shore eyesh. :Wideyed

    We then took a shelfie together before going our sheperate waysh!:Snaphappy
     
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    Dave S Cosy Corner Collies

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    When I was young, free and single I truly thought I was great in bed - then I found my girlfriend suffered from asthma.................
     
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    Lurch-er PetForums Member

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    My wife thinks she is so clever she told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I smashed her in the face with a coconut
     
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  6. IHASAPRESENT

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    Only a genius can see these four words really fast without getting tongue-twisted.

    EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED
     
  7. Lurch-er

    Lurch-er PetForums Member

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    Or backwards
     
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