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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Anele Jessica, Dec 11, 2007.


  1. Where are you? Bl.....g Sheffield....

    BLOOPERS


    1. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

    2. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

    3. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation
    would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

    4, Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

    5. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

    6. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

    7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
    community.

    8. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

    9. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

    10. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.

    11. Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
    giving milk will please come early.

    12. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

    13. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

    14. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

    15. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

    16. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

    17. The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed
    potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

    18. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

    19. Our next song is "Angles We Have Heard Get High."

    20. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

    21. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

    22. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

    23. The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the
    ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

    24. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

    25. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
     
  2. Vixie

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    hee hee very good Elena
     
  3. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    hi, i have been very busy today, so havent had time to pop in, hopefully later or tomorrow i will have a chat with you,:):):)
     
  4. Vixie

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    hello, I havent been on today ither this is first time, been to fetch my new rats:)
     
  5. Glad you're OK and not very upset with me after suggesting Dalmatian's costumes....
     
  6. Ohhh - thats interesting.....
     
  7. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    are you being sarcastic with me young lady, to the naughty step with you hee hee lol.

    pics of new rats on small animal picture gallery(taken by previous owner)
     
  8. no - not at all - I just really curious, honest....I never had any rats, anything smaller than cats, apart from when rescuing some.
     
  9. Vixie

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    I was just kidding, they are really nice and friendly, intellegent aswell:)
     
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