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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Anele Jessica, Jan 14, 2008.


  1. The Institution of Marriage

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her .Sacha Guitry

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
    Hemant Joshi

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates


    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
    Dumas

    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?


    Sigmund Freud


    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    Anonymous

    'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
    Henny Youngman

    'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'

    Sam Kinison


    'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

    James Holt McGavran


    'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

    Patrick Murray




    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
    Nash

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
    Anonymous

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    MiltonBerle


    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    Anonymous

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
    Anonymous

    First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
    Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

    SEND THIS When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her .

    Sacha Guitry

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.



    Hemant Joshi





    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates



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  2. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
    Nash

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
    Anonymous

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    Henny Youngman

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.




    MiltonBerle


    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    Anonymous

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
    Anonymous

    First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
    Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


     
  3. Lisa M

    Lisa M PetForums Member

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    Hahaha!

    Funny AND true :D
     
  4. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    it is very true and funny,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:)
     
  5. Vixie

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    hee hee hee good one :)
     
  6. BredaKim

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    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?


    Did't Mel Gibson solve this one??? LOL (Now there's another one I wouldn't mind for the night...............or two :rolleyes:)
     
  7. Vixie

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    I like that film, I like mel gibson in Leathal wepon
     
  8. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    god i used to fancy him,,,,,dont any more,,,,,,,,i only have eyes for SHAYNE WARD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,COME AND GET ME,,, SHAYNEY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY,,,,
     
  9. Vixie

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    heee hee you are a naughty girl tonight lol
     
  10. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    you only live once vixie,and if Shaney boy wants me tonight,, then i am only to happy for it to happen i may not be here tomorrow,, live every day as your last,,,,,,,,,,
     
  11. Angel

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    Haha, they were good......... :D
     
  12. Vixie

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    thats very philosophical of you Collie:p but oh so true:)
     
  13. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    yes vixie,,,, who would you like to spend your last night with,, come on anyone you want,,,,,,
     
  14. Vixie

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    thats a hard one, a last night of what:)
     
  15. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:WHAT DO YOU THINK ?????? TIDDLEY WINKS !!!!!!
     
  16. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    I could think of something better;)
     
  17. garryd

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    SHAYNE WARD is like a wet bit of rag !
     
  18. Esined

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    :D:D:D very funny:)
     
  19. Vixie

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    I think it might just have to be Vin Diesel yum yum :D:D;)
     

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  20. Bravo ! - He's getting jealeus!
     
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