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three morals

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ninja, Jul 30, 2009.


  1. ninja

    ninja PetForums VIP

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    A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.
    He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out!
    He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it

    There are three morals to this story:

    1. Not everyone who gets you into **** is your enemy

    2. Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend

    3. If you are in ****, keep your mouth shut

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  2. FREE SPIRIT

    FREE SPIRIT PetForums VIP

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    lol, Love it...so true too. ;) :D
     
  3. Dylan & Daisy

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    LOL brilliant x
     
  4. dobermummy

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    lol, that is so good. :D
     
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  5. Classyellie

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    Lol brilliant! :D :D
     
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  6. Happy Paws2

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  7. Fleur

    Fleur Vassal to Lilly and Ludo

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    :D:D:D - Made me chuckle. thx
     
  8. claire

    claire Guest

    Lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
  9. DevilDogz

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    ha ha ha Good one Ninja i like!! :D
     
  10. cassie01

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    Love It!!!!!
     
  11. Cassies-mum

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    pmsl - very good lol
     
  12. barneythore

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    lol very true tho
     
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