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three dogs at the vet

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by carol, Nov 22, 2007.


  1. carol

    carol PetForums VIP

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    There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".
    The next dog said,"I peed on my masters $1,000 rug".
    The next dog then comes in and say's,"My master is a female and she likes to clean house in the nude, so when she bent over to pick up something, I went for the ride of a life time!".
    "And that's why you're here?" asked the other dogs. "No, I'm getting my nails clipped."
     
  2. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    hee hee hee,:D:D
     
  3. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    he he he:)
     
  4. hillarious
     
  5. Fade to Grey

    Fade to Grey PetForums VIP

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    thats disturbing but funny!
     
  6. Where are you've been!!!
     
  7. Fade to Grey

    Fade to Grey PetForums VIP

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    most certainly not at that vets :p
    I tend to come on here late like this.. because i have important "work" to do :D
     
  8. exuses......:cool::cool:
     
  9. Fade to Grey

    Fade to Grey PetForums VIP

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    haha true.
    sometimes i sign on and play games and not post anything.
     
  10. aAddictive.....Thats why I am trying to postpone it
     
  11. plumo72

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  12. dh.dti

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    very good lol...

    The old ones are always the best:D
     
  13. Are you upset with me now?
     
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