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Things your mother used to say

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kinjilabs, Apr 6, 2011.


  1. Kinjilabs

    Kinjilabs PetForums VIP

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    Like, I hope you have clean pants on just incase you have an accident:rolleyes:
    Or , if you break your leg dont come running to me:rolleyes:

    Another one was, stop crying or Ill give you something to cry for:(
    Parents eh:D loved my mum:D
     
  2. jon bda

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    Why can't you be more like your sisters...
    :(
     
  3. lilacbabe

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    Ill wipe that smile off your face :D

    Dont sit on the cold floor or you will get piles :D:D:D horrible thing to say

    Why are you and your brother allways fighting:rolleyes:

    We ( meaning herself ) never had it easy when we were wee :rolleyes::
     
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  4. Kinjilabs

    Kinjilabs PetForums VIP

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    Never want to be like my sister:mad:
     
  5. You just wait until you have children! If they play you up half as muh as you do me blah blah blah
     
  6. mollymo

    mollymo Life is Golden

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    If you keep kissing those animals you will get scabs on your face:nono:

    Im over 50 now and have not got any yet :rolleyes:
     
  7. lilacbabe

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    Just you wait till your Dad gets home ................. but Dad never ever told us of but we were still worried :D

    That'll teach you !!!!!

    Dont pick your nose you will lose your finger :nono::D
     
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    Now "look" :confused: your being so naughty made me swear...

    Eat your dinner there are kids starving in Africa... (yeah right coz that didn't make me feel guilty)...

    It couldn't have been your brothers fault he is old enough to know better:confused:
     
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    Climbing into a freezing bed before central heating..."Hurry up or Jack Frost will get you"
     
  10. jetsmum

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    Don't pull faces, if the wind changes, you'll stay like that.
    Don't laugh so much coz you'll only cry later (I never did understand that one)
    You'll be laughing out the other side of your face in a minuite (??)
     
  11. Kinjilabs

    Kinjilabs PetForums VIP

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    You forgot to say when you get up in the morning scrape the ice off ya windows:D
    Hey the youngsters today dont know what we went through:rolleyes:
     
  12. JJAK

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    my mums fave was:

    "no"
    "why not mum?"
    "because i said no, ok"

    Its like, "no mum, thats not a real reason...you just dont want me to do it...but you cant justify yourself!"

    Silly parents!
     
  13. Sacremist

    Sacremist Mum to 2 cats and a dog

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    I want!
    Can I have?
    Will you buy?
    That's all I ever hear from you.



    Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry for.
     
  14. Stephen&Dogs

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    Everything my mother says is stupid :rolleyes:
     
  15. Gratch

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    Shave your legs and wear matching undearwear. I don't want to be embarrassed at the hospital if you get run over by a bus.
     
  16. Kinjilabs

    Kinjilabs PetForums VIP

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    You wont say that when shes no longer with you:)
     
  17. Gratch

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    Me: I'm thirsty
    Mom: I'm Friday, pleased to meet you
    Me: :mad2:
     
  18. danielled

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    Eat your carrots. They make you see in the dark.

    Been eating them for years and still can't see in the dark.
     
  19. Beagle Mafia

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    Eat your greens they'll put hairs on your chest

    :eek: Don't think hubby would like to be pulling hairs out from between his teeth thanks :rolleyes:
     
  20. Sacremist

    Sacremist Mum to 2 cats and a dog

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    If I fell over she would say, 'did you enjoy your trip?'


    My mother also used to say, 'Eat your greens, they'll put hairs on your chest.'. Unfortunately, she was right! And I'm not happy about it: I'm a woman!
     
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