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Things to say in bed

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Soul_Survivor, Jul 3, 2009.


  1. Soul_Survivor

    Soul_Survivor PetForums Junior

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    You know, I try and post nice things on here but having just read the cake thread, I thought you might appreicate this:

    Things to say during sex
     
  2. borderer

    borderer Guest

    will you stop snoring:eek::D
     
  3. bird

    bird PetForums VIP

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    Are we speaking from experience:eek: :D :D :D
     
  4. sammyben

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    Ha ha, thats my favourite bedtime saying ;) x
     
  5. borderer

    borderer Guest

    have you farted:eek::rolleyes:
     
  6. JANICE199

    JANICE199 PetForums VIP

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    My favourite saying is get over ya own side.:cursing:
     
  7. borderer

    borderer Guest

    :blush2::blush2::blush2::001_wub::devil:
     
  8. bird

    bird PetForums VIP

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    Quick its OH:001_tt2:
     
  9. borderer

    borderer Guest

    OH SH.T:cursing::eek:
     
  10. Savahl

    Savahl Guest

    hahaha... "meh - Thanks...heres a dollar...in change...mostly pennies"
     
  11. borderer

    borderer Guest

    i have a headache:D:(
     
  12. Changes

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    Are you done?

    Are You sure you're done?

    lmao
     
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  13. borderer

    borderer Guest

    made me laugh:D;)
     
  14. hutch6

    hutch6 PetForums VIP

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    "Was I as good for you as I was for me?"

    "I think I heard something!"
    "I hear things all of the time. Go back to sleep"
     
  15. borderer

    borderer Guest

    i love you
    shut up and go to sleep:D
     
  16. Izzie999

    Izzie999 PetForums VIP

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    Is that it? 3 secs some kind of record for you!

    or better still

    Are you in yet??

    Izzie
    (not that I have ever had to use the above phrases before)
     
  17. borderer

    borderer Guest

    did you put the bin out:eek:
     
  18. Izzie999

    Izzie999 PetForums VIP

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    hmm how romantic!

    or

    Oh jeez did you just let off?!!!:D

    Izzie
     
  19. borderer

    borderer Guest

    oh my god:eek::rolleyes:
     
  20. vickie1985

    vickie1985 PetForums VIP

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    "dont stop that yet"
    "im too tired"
    "turn that down please"
    "stop fidgiting"
    "im trying to sleep"

    and all those are before sex even enters my mind!! lol
     
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