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They walk among us

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Anele Jessica, Dec 25, 2007.


  1. I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
    gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back
    to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave
    her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was
    educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I
    gave her the money back again... same scenario! I departed the store
    with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd
    and Parmer Lane.


    They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

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    I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
    sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
    chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-
    get-one-free', she said, 'so I guess they're both free' She handed me
    my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

    They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

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    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of
    them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky
    and said, 'Where?'


    They Walk Among Us!

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    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
    direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
    waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the
    north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and
    has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up
    with that stuff.'


    They Walk Among Us!!

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    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
    got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
    open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
    days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting
    to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'


    They Walk Among Us!

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    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
    seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.


    They Walk Among Us!

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    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
    cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.



    They Walk Among Us!

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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
    the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
    showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
    trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has
    your plane arrived yet?'


    They Walk Among Us!

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    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
    pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
    would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
    time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
    hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'


    Yep, They Walk Among Us!



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    They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and worst of All - They VOTE
     
  2. Jenny Olley

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    I know we all get confused at times, but it is quite worrying.
     
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