I've been married for 10 years and over those years my husband has done some extremely stupid things I'll start with the day he murdered my fish (there are many other stories, which I will add later). On a really hot sunny day (I was working) he was at home with time to kill he decided to give the fish pond a good clean, so he caught all the fish and placed them in the wishing well and covered the well over (with the fish in it) with a sheet of aluminium and carried on with the cracking job he wanted to regarding cleaning the fish pond. I came home from work around 8 hours after he started, he was still merrily working away in the soaring heat. I walked outside, saw what he was doing and asked where he'd put the fish? He replied in the "well" "We will start catching them a moment as I'm almost done", I pulled the piece of aluminium off the well and said "well catching them should be easy", he said "oh thats good then, why is that?" I said "cos there all DEAD you fish murderer! You've fryed them in the heat under that metal sheet" Btw, it is a true story and I have photo evidence of his face while I was shouting at him, it caused a really big fat row as I'd had some of those fish for years and I've never forgiven him.