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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ninja, Jul 30, 2009.


  1. ninja

    ninja PetForums VIP

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    The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

    1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

    2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

    3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

    4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

    5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

    6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

    7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
     
  2. dipdog

    dipdog PetForums VIP

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    lol like um keep them comming x
     
  3. Kinjilabs

    Kinjilabs PetForums VIP

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    I wish!!!!:D
     
  4. Acacia86

    Acacia86 PetForums VIP

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    LOL!!!!! I love it hun!! xx
     
  5. crazycrest

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    No comment :blushing:
     
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