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The Nicest Member of The Week

Discussion in 'Games' started by cheekyscrip, Nov 1, 2017.


  1. MrsZee

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    So you are just a man. Not a god and not even a dog or a cat. Sorry, I doubt being a man is enough to win this.

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  2. Magyarmum

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    @ MrsZee .....

    I do so agree with you! NO man could possibly win the Nicest Member of the Week 'cos we women are quite capable of seeing through your wiliest tricks so don't try this ...

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    this ....

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    or this ...

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    'cos there's absolutely no way you can fool us![/QUOTE]
     
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    As we all seem to be in agreement that women are the best of the best and near perfect to my mind it's pointless men even trying to become the Nicest Member of the Week.

    I mean, if you look at it realistically how can someone as ghastly as that awful Zaros or Feel the Whatsit who's obsessed with Skodas or the Stockwell fellow who lives in a concrete jungle compete with the likes of us?

    So from now on I propose this thread becomes all female .... men not allowed and from now on it's just us ....

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    #305 Zaros, Feb 3, 2018
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  6. cheekyscrip

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    Very much to the point man!:p
     
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  7. Zaros

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    Aye, well. When you've a principled advisor leaning over your shoulder and breathing the fire of righteousness into your ear, the truth often has to be stifled. :Meh

    I've spent most of my life having to deal with the truth, and presently stand confused because I don't actually know when conveying a truth to others became such a terrible thing.:Wacky

    All I do know is, sometimes the truth requires a laxative.:Smuggrin
     
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    When conveying the truth was
    Today as 2000 years ago conveyors of the Truth end up rather terribly.
    Is it The Second Coming or simply out of the closet and into Narnia?
     
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  9. Zaros

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    Of course you're right. At best, telling the truth gets you ostracised, at worst dead.

    Lies work in much the same way except lies kill in multiples of thousands.

    And people swallow that sh1t, sit back and soak up another soap opera.:Meh
     
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    We reject all His lies, but His name is Legion.
    The only True one was the Fourth King.
     
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    It's a bloody good job he buggered about on his way then, isn't it.
    Otherwise the Christmas Carol would have gotten slightly out of rhythm at some point.

    I can imagine him standing at the edge of the desert crying aloud into the sky; 'Oy vey! A camel, a camel. His kingdom for a camel!':Angelic
     
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    You called Master? Your every wish is my command.

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    Zaros now gets the hump!
     
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    For the want of the nail the kingdom was lost...
     
  14. Magyarmum

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    Will this one do instead?

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    Way of trooping the colour... ;)
     
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    Of course as usual that clever clogs @Zaros ... 'im wot knows it all (or thinks he does), got it wrong when he pleaded with the powers that be, to send him a camel.

    Everyone knows it's a horse he needs to save his kingdom. Our Will and Dicky 3 make it abundantly clear when they cried

    "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse"!

    In case he don't know wot 'orses looks like ........

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    Taken on Trooping the Colour celebrating HRH The Grand Duchess Georgina of SchnaPeiland's birthday!
     
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    Think if after March 2019 our economy shrinks they would have to be replaced by something more modest... asses? Austerity and all that
     
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    By the way ... nominate @LinznMilly for all the thankless task of keeping the moaners happy....
     
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    I'm not sure those who complained about that thread will appreciate being called "moaners", :Shy but thank you for nominating me. Perhaps"going above and beyond the call of [voluntary] duty" would be more harmonious. :D :p
     
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