Welcome to PetForums

Join thousands of other pet owners and pet lovers on the UK's most popular and friendly pet community and discussion forum.

Sign Up

the next generation

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ninja, Aug 1, 2009.


  1. ninja

    ninja PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2009
    Messages:
    5,359
    Likes Received:
    228
    Daddy, how was I born ?
    Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
    Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
    Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
    We snuck into a secluded room,
    and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
    As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
    Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
    And that's the story.
     
  2. Kinjilabs

    Kinjilabs PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2009
    Messages:
    11,081
    Likes Received:
    381
    LOL thats the way it will be soon:D
     
  3. rebenda

    rebenda PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2009
    Messages:
    1,334
    Likes Received:
    23
    lmao very good and will be true in the near future
     
  4. sequeena

    sequeena PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2009
    Messages:
    21,583
    Likes Received:
    579
    I wish it was that simple lol!!
     
  5. ninja

    ninja PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2009
    Messages:
    5,359
    Likes Received:
    228
    i reckon it will also, but not gonna be half as much fun though :eek:hmy: lol
     
  6. Baby Bordie

    Baby Bordie PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2009
    Messages:
    5,146
    Likes Received:
    160
    I wish it was like that, do you know how embarrassing it is to have the talk about the birds and the beees :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
     
  7. sequeena

    sequeena PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2009
    Messages:
    21,583
    Likes Received:
    579
    PMSL we all have to go through it, my school did it when we were 11 :001_tt2:
     
  8. Baby Bordie

    Baby Bordie PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2009
    Messages:
    5,146
    Likes Received:
    160
    At school its fine, But 1-1 with my dad! :eek: CRINGE!!!
     
  9. sequeena

    sequeena PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2009
    Messages:
    21,583
    Likes Received:
    579
    Ask your mother then :001_tt2:
     
  10. Baby Bordie

    Baby Bordie PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2009
    Messages:
    5,146
    Likes Received:
    160
    Lol, too late, dad has done the deed ages ago! Thank the lord!
     
  11. Inca's Mum

    Inca's Mum PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2009
    Messages:
    8,636
    Likes Received:
    197
    LMAO that's quite good! :001_tt2:
     
  12. Cassies-mum

    Cassies-mum PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2009
    Messages:
    2,994
    Likes Received:
    47
    pmsl very good :001_tt2:
     
  13. dobermummy

    dobermummy Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2009
    Messages:
    8,761
    Likes Received:
    187
    That is so funny. I just read it to my nearly 11 yr old (I know I don't look old enough :D) and he giggled they went on to tell me he know all about sex and stuff!! :eek:
     
    #13 dobermummy, Aug 2, 2009
    Last edited: Aug 2, 2009
  14. Cassies-mum

    Cassies-mum PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2009
    Messages:
    2,994
    Likes Received:
    47

    pmsl they do tend to know this at age 10 :rolleyes: rofl
     
  15. dobermummy

    dobermummy Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2009
    Messages:
    8,761
    Likes Received:
    187
    But he is still my baby!! :eek:
     
  16. Cassies-mum

    Cassies-mum PetForums VIP

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2009
    Messages:
    2,994
    Likes Received:
    47
    awhh - - - sure he is - kids just know more then u think they do :rolleyes:
     
  17. dobermummy

    dobermummy Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2009
    Messages:
    8,761
    Likes Received:
    187
    He definatley does! I just hope he knows enough to not be like I was when I was younger :eek::D
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice