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The Jesus dog.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zaros, Apr 5, 2011.

  1. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

    Nov 24, 2009
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    A duck hunter had spent several long months searching for a new bird dog when, much to his relief, the search finally came to an end after he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve its quarry.

    Utterly amazed by his find, he was certain that none of his friends would ever believe him.

    One day he decided to try and break the news to a friend of his, an eternal complainer who refused to be impressed with anything. This new dog, he thought, would surely impress him and so he promptly invited him to a hunt.

    As they waited patiently by the shore, a flock of ducks flew overhead and they both fired simultaneously into the air. A single duck tumbled from a blue sky.
    The dog immediately responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead ran enthusiastically across the surface of the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet.
    This phenomenon continued all through the day; each time a duck fell from the sky, the dog would eagerly run across the surface of the water to retrieve it.
    The complainer watched carefully, saw everything, but never once uttered a single word.
    On the relatively quiet drive home the hunter decided to ask his friend if he had noticed anything unusual about the new dog?
    The complainer then replied; "Sure did! Your friggin' dog can't swim!"
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