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The genie..........

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cockerpoo lover, May 2, 2011.


  1. Cockerpoo lover

    Cockerpoo lover PetForums VIP

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    A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."

    The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion pounds in a Swiss bank account."

    Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."

    Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."

    Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
     
  2. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

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    hahahahahahahaha:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: thats good lol
     
  3. Nithnell

    Nithnell PetForums Senior

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    hehehe good one.:D
     
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