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The following ad appeared in a newspaper:

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by BredaKim, Jan 23, 2008.


  1. BredaKim

    BredaKim PetForums Member

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    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

    SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.

    (The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)



    AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. carol

    carol PetForums VIP

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    very clever ad :)
     
  3. Siamese Kelly

    Siamese Kelly PetForums VIP

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    Bloody brilliant:D
     
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