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The Female' Stages Of Life

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Anele Jessica, Mar 8, 2008.





  1. THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE
    AGE
    DRINK
    17
    Wine Coolers
    25
    White wine
    35
    Red wine
    48
    Dom Perignon
    66
    Shot of Jack Daniels with a Napkin chaser


    AGE
    EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
    17
    Need to wash my hair
    25
    Need to wash and condition my hair
    35
    Need to color my hair
    48
    Need to have Stefan color my hair
    66
    Need to have Stefan color my wig


    AGE
    FAVORITE SPORT
    17
    shopping
    25
    shopping
    35
    shopping
    48
    shopping
    66
    shopping


    AGE
    DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
    17
    McDonalds
    25
    Free meal
    35
    A diamond
    48
    A bigger diamond
    66
    Home Alone


    AGE
    FAVORITE FANTASY
    17
    tall, dark and handsome
    25
    tall, dark and handsome with money
    35
    tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
    48
    a man with hair
    66
    a man


    AGE
    WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    17
    17
    25
    25
    35
    35
    48
    48
    66
    66


    AGE
    IDEAL DATE
    17
    He offers to pay
    25
    He pays
    35
    He cooks breakfast the next morning
    48
    He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
    66
    He can chew breakfast

     
  2. Eolabeo

    Eolabeo Guest

    LOL i liked favorite fantacy age 66, pmfsl
     
  3. Good - isnt it?
     
  4. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    hee hee very good
     
  5. Gemma83

    Gemma83 PetForums Senior

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    Ha ha - I like that! :)
     
  6. I like the very last one:cool:
     
  7. carol

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    thats is too so funny
    last one really good :) :)
     
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