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The Fart!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by crazycrest, Jun 30, 2009.


  1. crazycrest

    crazycrest PetForums VIP

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    A fart is a pleasant thing,
    It gives the belly ease,
    It warms the bed in winter,
    And suffocates the fleas.


    A fart can be quiet,
    A fart can be loud,
    Some leave a powerful,
    Poisonous cloud.


    A fart can be short,
    Or a fart can be long,
    Some farts have been known
    To sound like a song.....

    A fart can create
    A most curious medley,
    A fart can be harmless,
    Or silent and deadly.

    A fart might not smell,
    While others are vile,
    A fart may pass quickly,
    Or linger awhile......

    A fart can occur
    In a number of places,
    And leave everyone there,
    With strange looks on their faces.

    From wide-open prairie,
    To small elevators,
    A fart will find all of us
    Sooner or later.


    But farts are all bad,
    Is simply not true-
    We must never forget.......
    Sweet old farts like you!

    Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

    Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them!
     
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  2. bird

    bird PetForums VIP

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    Didnt know you knew my husband :D:D:p
     
  3. claire

    claire Guest

    lol very good,
     
  4. piggybaker

    piggybaker PetForums VIP

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    LOve it love it love it PMSL:001_tt2: gonna right it down and give it to mum LMAO
     
  5. Gobaith

    Gobaith PetForums VIP

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    Hhaha, that is brilliant ! :D
    Where do you find these things ? :p

    Chloe x
     
  6. Tigerneko

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    LOL that's fantastic!! Made my evening :D :D
     
  7. spiffy

    spiffy PetForums Junior

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    Didn't know you knew mine either. :w00t:
     
  8. hazyreality

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    that is sooo funny!!!
     
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