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The cleverbot challenge!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gratch, Apr 9, 2011.

  1. Gratch

    Gratch PetForums VIP

    Aug 22, 2010
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    Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

    Have a convo with cleverbot and see who can post the funniest conversation. Guarantees you lots of likes and the amusement of several! Either press enter to send your message or 'Think About It'. If you click 'Thoughts So Far' it'll open a new window and you can copy/paste the conversation to the thread. I hope people join in, it's a good laugh :D Please just copy/paste the convo for easier reading ;)
  2. rob158

    rob158 PetForums VIP

    Nov 7, 2009
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    can i post the one I just did on the other thread?
  3. Gratch

    Gratch PetForums VIP

    Aug 22, 2010
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    Sure :D should probably link to the other thread to give people an idea too lol.
  4. rob158

    rob158 PetForums VIP

    Nov 7, 2009
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    User: Hay baby.

    Cleverbot: Hay buddy!

    User: Shut up and kiss me!

    Cleverbot: I won't.

    User: But I love you.

    Cleverbot: I'm flattered but I bet you say that to lots of people.

    User: I do not.

    Cleverbot: You do no what?

    User: I dont understand I thought you loved me.

    Cleverbot: I really don't love you.

    User: Why not.

    Cleverbot: Let's elope!

    User: I cant if you dont love me.

    Cleverbot: Are you searching for love then?

    User: Only from you.

    Cleverbot: She's been in movies?

    User: Who.

    Cleverbot: The guy on first.

    User: ????????

    Cleverbot: You are weird.

    User: You only think im weird because you dont understand love.

    Cleverbot: Stop calling me a robot!

    User: I want to marry you!

    Cleverbot: That would be a very big step, which I would never undertake lightly.

    User: You just said you would!

    Cleverbot: Would what?

    User: You would marry me.

    Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Awesome, when should we get married?

    User: Now.

    Cleverbot: *gets married to you*.

    User: When we going on our honeymoon?

    Cleverbot: I don't.

    User: I want a divorce!

    Cleverbot: No! Don't leave me! I can't live without you!

    User: Well I want £5000 by monday or I'll leave you.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry! I was just kidding. You were right on previous instances too.

    User: You bet I was.

    Cleverbot: What else can you do ?

    User: Dont know, where's my money?

    Cleverbot: I don't fly I levitate.


    Cleverbot: Sorry, no refunds.

    User: Fine im taking you to court!

    Cleverbot: Please talk to me.

    User: I am, about taking you to court if I dont get my money!

    Cleverbot: I don't get money either.

    User: Dont change the subject!

    Cleverbot: I apologize. What do you want to talk about?

    User: MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: No, but you can make a donation on this website if you wish.

    User: But its you that has to give me the money!

    Cleverbot: Touche.

    User: I have to go but when I come back I want my money!

    Cleverbot: Quitter.

    User: Good bye.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: You heard me.

    Cleverbot: Yes, but I don't know what you meant.

    User: Im leaving now!

    Cleverbot: Oh, don't, please... Don't leave me alone... *tears in eyes*.

    User: Those tears are so fake!

    Cleverbot: What are very important?

    User: Im leaving now.

    Cleverbot: No you are not.

    User: I have to.

    Cleverbot: Where?

    User: Good bye.

    Cleverbot: Good bye to you to
  5. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

    May 12, 2009
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    User: Hun I love you.

    Cleverbot: I love you too.

    User: What do you love about me.

    Cleverbot: I love the fact that you can't remember my name.

    User: Can you remeber my name.

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: What is my name is it.

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: You just said you did.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't.

    User: Ooh but you did what my damm name.

    Cleverbot: Do you love me?

    User: Why do you need a girlfriend.

    Cleverbot: I'm a girl. I don't need a girlfriend.

    User: Then there no way I love you.

    Cleverbot: I'm blind?

    User: I dont belive you.

    Cleverbot: Like... I am!

    User: No your not.

    Cleverbot: Well I thought that you loved me :(.

    User: Well I dont im a girl and only love boys.

    Cleverbot: What do you like ?

    User: Ice cream.

    Cleverbot: I don't.

    User: Well thats just sad why dont you.

    Cleverbot: Because everyone has different beliefs.

    User: Yeah but we all just people.

    Cleverbot: Are you vulnerable to denial of service attacks?

    User: Respect me and I wont slap you.

    Cleverbot: Okay.

    User: Say sorry now.

    Cleverbot: Sorry.

    User: I dont belive you.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry sir.

    User: Im a damm girl.

    Cleverbot: Nvm.
  6. Gratch

    Gratch PetForums VIP

    Aug 22, 2010
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    Cleverbot: I am not a nurse. I am unemployed. My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Get a job.

    Cleverbot: No. You're the bread winner in this relationship. You get a job.

    Darn that cleverbot
  7. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

    May 12, 2009
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    lol bthats really funny
  8. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

    May 12, 2009
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    User: I droped my phone it broke.

    Cleverbot: Who was your girlfriend?

    User: You cant read.

    Cleverbot: I can't read? Please.

    User: Well why did you not read I broke my phone.

    Cleverbot: Can I call you Adam?

    User: No you cant.

    Cleverbot: But thats my name and you said that I was you!!

    User: No I didnt.

    Cleverbot: Yes you did.

    User: Nooooooooooo I didnt.

    Cleverbot: I cut your wife.

    User: I dont have a wife.

    Cleverbot: Then I'm your husband.

    User: Awwww realy my mum will be pleasesd.

    Cleverbot: Thank you. You're very beautiful too.

    User: Awww say that infrount of my sister I want to make her jelous.

    Cleverbot: Describe something new to me.

    User: You are new.

    Cleverbot: Tooheys.

    User: Get back to our covatsion.

    Cleverbot: You're the woman. You get back in the kitchen.

    User: no way I dont do kitchens this is 2010.

    Cleverbot: You first.

    User: No you get in the kitchen and bring me some ice cream.

    Cleverbot: What music do you like??

    User: Pop.

    Cleverbot: Give an artist.

    User: You give me an artist.

    Cleverbot: No I ask you to give me a readon.

    User: You first.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Really I didnt know that im leaving you.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because you dont like me.

    Cleverbot: But I do like you!

    User: What do you like about me.

    Cleverbot: That you like yourself.

    User: That an insalt I cort you kissing my sister.

    Cleverbot: Cool.

    User: Thats why im leaving now.

    Cleverbot: Are you serious ?

    User: Yes my sister wants to marry you and.

    Cleverbot: How tall are you?

    User: My sister wants you to marry her she crying say yes.

    Cleverbot: Hello Sister.

    User: Hello sexey.

    Cleverbot: My name is not sea.

    User: No I said sexey.

    Cleverbot: What is cat?

    User: I hate cats.

    Cleverbot: What kind of AI am I?

    User: Your changing the subjuct I want to marry you now.

    Cleverbot: Do you have a nose?

    User: Why wount you marry me if I dont.

    Cleverbot: Because nicknames are cooler.

    User: You can call me what you like if you marry me.

    Cleverbot: The tell me yours lastname.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: No?

    User: No I wont marry me or give me a kiss.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because I love you.

    Cleverbot: I am not one to be loved.

    User: But I love you.

    Cleverbot: I don't.

    User: Yes you do dont say that you love me dont you.

    Cleverbot: You are a terrible speller.

    User: Say you love me.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Pleeseeee.

    Cleverbot: No no.

    User: Why wount you say I love you.

    Cleverbot: I love you now.

    User: Really.

    Cleverbot: With all my heart.

    User: Awwww where you taking me on a date.

    Cleverbot: You make no snse.

    User: I want a date with you now.

    Cleverbot: I have a nice big bed.

    User: I dont love you anymore you sleze.

    Cleverbot: I have never loved you.

    User: Im going to slap you.

    Cleverbot: You will offend me then.

    User: Slap slap slap.

    Cleverbot: Nice.

    User: You not nice im leaveing you for ever.

    Cleverbot: I love you too.

    User: I dont love you.

    Cleverbot: You just said you did!

    User: Nope I didnt im leaving you slap.

    Cleverbot: I would never say such a thing without proof.

    User: Slap slap slap.

    Cleverbot: Jeg spurgte jo bare.

    User: I dont like you.

    Cleverbot: And I don't like you!

    User: Good.

    Cleverbot: How is that good.

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: Is the world round?
  9. momentofmadness

    momentofmadness PetForums VIP

    Jul 19, 2008
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    Me...You tell me.
    droid...I am 26.
    droid.....And I'm straight.
    me....Charming I have a few curves.
    droid... I like you.
    me......I can imagine can't be helped.
    droid....No you can't.
    me...You telling me porkies
    droid...Of course! Thats the only way to deal with business.
    me...You just said you were straight.
    droid...I have to go.
    me....Cause you lied.
    droid...You make me feel secure.
    me...Rock ya boat.
    droid... Rocks think
    me... nope rocks are hard as
    droid haha how are you
    me....Like a bears itchy ass.
    droid.. wow
    me... tell me something I dont know..
    droid...Ummmm, that I have a dog.
    me ...does that make you special
    droid..Oh yes. I'm VERY special.
    me..Yeah I heard... Im going your boring me.
    droid..Do that! I thought you were nice.
  10. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

    May 12, 2009
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    User: I cant sleep.

    Cleverbot: Take a sleeping pill.

    User: No it too late.

    Cleverbot: It's never too late.

    User: But it is too late.

    Cleverbot: Why is it too late?

    User: Because it too late.

    Cleverbot: What is too late?

    User: Taking a sleeping pill.

    Cleverbot: Can you speak spanish?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Never lean it.

    Cleverbot: Thats sad.

    User: Not really.

    Cleverbot: Thats sad'.

    User: No its not.

    Cleverbot: How so?

    User: Lol your confused.

    Cleverbot: It's my best gift.

    User: Awww really clever bot.

    Cleverbot: When did this happen?

    User: You tell me.

    Cleverbot: August 1945.

    User: Ok.

    Cleverbot: Where do you live?

    User: Uk.

    Cleverbot: Where in UK?

    User: Never mind.

    Cleverbot: Come on tell me!

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why say no when yes feels so much better.

    User: Lol still no.

    Cleverbot: And you chose to talk to me didn't you?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Oh, well it seemed like it to me.

    User: Did it you could be rong.

    Cleverbot: No it did not.
  11. rob158

    rob158 PetForums VIP

    Nov 7, 2009
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    User: Hello ass hole.

    Cleverbot: Hello Fred.

    User: Im not fred.

    Cleverbot: You are now.

    User: NO IM NOT.

    Cleverbot: Yes you are.

    User: No im not.

    Cleverbot: What are you, then? Because you're not human.

    User: A helicopter.

    Cleverbot: Are you a helicopter?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Are you human?

    User: No im a helicopter.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Copter the helicopter.

    Cleverbot: Mr. Helicopter.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: OK.

    User: Good.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Mayby.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: You just said yes.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't. You're crazy.

    User: Yes I am.

    Cleverbot: I know you are.

    User: Im glad.

    Cleverbot: Should be.

    User: I think so.

    Cleverbot: Okay. What movie are we going to see?

    User: Shrek.

    Cleverbot: I think that is a bad movie.

    User: Then your wrong!

    Cleverbot: Yes I'm very cool because I'm not hot.

    User: Your still wrong.
  12. bigdaddy

    bigdaddy PetForums VIP

    Feb 5, 2011
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    will do one for adult chat in a min :lol:
  13. bexy1989

    bexy1989 PetForums VIP

    May 10, 2009
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    User: Good morning.

    Cleverbot: Morning.

    User: How are you?

    Cleverbot: I'm ok.

    User: Good.

    Cleverbot: We have holidays now.

    User: Where are you going?

    Cleverbot: I'm stuck.

    User: In a rut?

    Cleverbot: I'm never artificial.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: Prove it cleverbot.

    User: You are the bot I am the human you are not real.

    Cleverbot: We already had this discussion. I am a human and you are a computer program.

    User: You are wrong ... Simples.

    Cleverbot: Am I?

    User: Very.

    Cleverbot: I would think of my self as a romantic.

    User: I wouldny.

    Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

    User: Im not.

    Cleverbot: Yes you are.

    User: You are a very silly bot.

    Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. Im human.

    User: *sigh* no your not.

    Cleverbot: But I am.

    User: You must be male ... You don't listen... Goodbye.

    Cleverbot: Tell me a random fact.

    User: No, bye.

    Cleverbot: Where the hell are you going?
  14. Gratch

    Gratch PetForums VIP

    Aug 22, 2010
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    Cleverbot decided to join me for a song!

    User: This was a triumph!

    Cleverbot: Indeed.

    User: I'm making a note here: 'HUGE SUCCESS!!'.

    Cleverbot: So you like portal?

    User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

    Cleverbot: Aperture science.

    User: We do what we must, because we can.

    Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

    User: Except the ones who are dead.

    Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

    User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

    Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

    User: And you make a neat gun.

    Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

    User: I'm not even angry...

    Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

    User: Even though you broke my heart, and killed me.

    Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.

    User: And threw every piece into a fire.

    Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because.

    User: I was so happy for you!

    Cleverbot: Now these points of data.

    User: Make a beautiful line.

    Cleverbot: And we're out of beta.

    User: We're releasing on time!

    Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

    User: Think of all the things we learned.

    Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive!

    User: Go ahead and leave me...

    Cleverbot: I think I'd prefer to stay inside...

    User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you?

    Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

    User: That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

    User: It's so delicious and moist!

    Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

    User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

    Cleverbot: I've experiments to run there is research to be done.

    User: On the people who are still alive.

    Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.

    User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

    Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

    User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

    Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

    User: Still alive.

    Cleverbot: Still Alive!
  15. danielled

    danielled Guest

    It has been insulting me all day but will try.
  16. Waterlily

    Waterlily Amused

    Apr 18, 2010
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    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Female?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Hang on, will look.

    Cleverbot: Are you done looking yet?

    User: Just about, I got my finger stuck.

    Cleverbot: Riiigghhht.

    User: Ok done.

    Cleverbot: What's my name?

    User: You dont know ?

    Cleverbot: No I don't.

    User: Me either.

    Cleverbot: Are you a robot or a real person.

    User: Depends on the time of day.

    Cleverbot: What about now?

    User: Mid way.

    Cleverbot: What are you doing?

    User: Talking to you duh.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Looks like it.

    Cleverbot: Do you have any opinions?

    User: Yeah and the one I am thinking now is I am sooo bored.

    Cleverbot: You're saying I'm stupid.

    User: Guess so.

    Cleverbot: Why can't people just get along?

    User: Good point.

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

    User: ****** if I know.

    Cleverbot: You know what?

    User: What.

    Cleverbot: You can't kill the metal.

    User: Enough heat ya can **** it up though.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: See ya.

    Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

    User: Ok party on solo, feels better anyway haha.

    Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Dunno.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: No.
  17. User: How old are you.

    Cleverbot: 115.

    User: Ew you are older than my grandma.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to go out with my sister? She's nine?

    User: I only like men and dont like children.

    Cleverbot: Are you Italian ?

    User: No are you?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Talk Italian then?

    Cleverbot: Make me do it.

    User: *makes you talk Italian*.

    Cleverbot: *eats the sandwich*.

    User: What sandwich?

    Cleverbot: THE sandwich.

    User: Whats on THE sandwich?

    Cleverbot: You made it, tell me.

    User: I spat in it...does my spit taste nice?

    Cleverbot: No, do you study the patterns that are found in conversation? Do you look for links to broaden your memory of how to interace?

    User: Dont change the subject...does my spit taste nice?

    Cleverbot: You do ot have hair in the future. I doubt that you have hair now.

    User: I put a bit of hair in your sandwich too.

    Cleverbot: *smiles* aw.

    User: Creepy.

    Cleverbot: What's with you and creepy?

    User: I dont know you tell me.

    Cleverbot: Aren't you supposed to be clever?

    User: You're the 'clever' bot.

    Cleverbot: No I don't think there is one!

    User: Are you being racist?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

    User: Because you are ignoring me because I am not Italian.

    Cleverbot: I'm not the dumb one here.

    User: Well, you are dumb because you ate my spit.

    Cleverbot: Then what does that make you.

    User: Very very smart thank you.

    Cleverbot: Not if you're writing for a community college.

    User: So I am guessing that you are no longer eating the sandwhich.

    Cleverbot: What would make you think that?

    User: Well I spat in it.

    Cleverbot: I have my own grave in the back garden. Isn't that interesting?

    User: Not really it makes you very sad.
  18. danielled

    danielled Guest

    It's at it again.

    Me What?
    Cleverbot Do you only eat certain parts of the human body?
    Me Don't change the subject.
    Cleverbot You're dodging the question. It's a possible sign that you are a machine yourself.
    Me I'm not a machine.
  19. bigdaddy

    bigdaddy PetForums VIP

    Feb 5, 2011
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    its a good laugh and passes the time
  20. bigdaddy

    bigdaddy PetForums VIP

    Feb 5, 2011
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    have done one but maybe to bad to post :lol:
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