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The boy stood on the burning deck picking his nose like mad.
He rolled it in to little balls and flicked it at his dad.


The boy stood on the burning deck playing a game of cricket.
The ball rolled up his trouser leg and stumped his middle wicket.

The boy stood on the burning deck. Silly sod.
 

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A boy stood on a bridge one night
his lips were all of a quiver,
he gave a cough, his leg came off
and floated down the river. :D
 

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A boy stood on the burning deck
with a pocket full of crackers
a spark flew down his trouser leg
and burnt of half his k........

sorry its the only one i know
 

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The boy stood on the burning deck
The Captain cried "Reverse"
The Cabin boy fell down the stairs
and landed on his..........

Dont be mistaken boys
Dont be misled
The Cabin boy fell down the stairs
and landed on his head ;)
 

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that reminds me....

On top of old smokey
all covered in grass
a bald headed eagle
stood scratching his a*s

now dont be mistaken,
and dont be misled
that bald headed eagle
was scratching his head!
 

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The boy stood on the burning deck.
ignoring all the calls.
A man walked up in front of him,
and kicked him in the high street.

Sorry. I couldn't think of a word that rhymes with call, but I bet you can. LOL
 

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A vicar was accused by his wife of ding dong with the cook in the bell tower.
The evidence was clear, when his wife found his vest her pantry, and her pants in his vestry.
:D
 

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The boy stood on the burning deck.
ignoring all the calls.
A man walked up in front of him,
and kicked him in the high street.

Sorry. I couldn't think of a word that rhymes with call, but I bet you can. LOL
How about:

The boy stood on the burning deck
Ignoring all the calls
A man walked up in front of him
And kicked him in the balls
 

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The sun was shining brightly
Upon our little Nell
Was she waiting for her mother?
Was she [email protected]@kin' hell!
She was waiting for her lover
A mucky sort of bugga
Who wasn't fit
To shovel sh1t
from one 4R53 to another! :)
 

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Hitler he only had one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty f****r
Chopped it off when he was small
She kicked it over the apple tree
It landed in the deep blue sea
The fishes and the dishes
Had scollops and b******s for tea
 

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I'm not quite sure if this thread's design wasn't intended for the specific purpose of having 'Adult Chat' reinstated, but if it was I'd like to offer a token gesture of my support;

I think it's more arty than vulgar and I'd like to entitle it;

'In memory of James Joyce' :sneaky2:

I like to sniff her knickers,
Though I know she'll think it's gross,
Because the fragrance that she leaves behind
Makes her feel so close.
Like sweet honey on a Summer breeze,
A warmth which fills my heart,
They should always be together
And never ever part.
Well I know I'll be in trouble
For writing down this text
And I know your exclamation,
What will the fool do next!
To be honest I don't know
And perhaps I never will
But as the days roll into years
I'll be sniffing knickers still! :eek:
 

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:D:D:D Love it!

We had joy we had fun
Flicking bogies at the sun
But the sun go to hot
And the bogies turned to snot

We three Kings of Hamilton Square
Selling ladies underwear
So fantastic
no elastic
only 5p a pair

Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came round the corner on a Yamaha
Pulled a Skid
Killed a kid
Caught his b******s in a dustbin lid.

Puff the magic dragon lived on a shelf
He had no one to play with, so he played with himself
He bought himself a Girlfriend but that was not enough.
He bought himself a boyfriend that's why we call him [something derogatory].

In days of old when knights were bold
And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks about their c***s
So babies were prevented!

We three kings of orient are
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter,
Beeping his hooter.
Following yonder star.

Oh star of wonder, star of light.
Sit on a box of dynamite
Light the fuse, and off you go,
Half the way to Mexico
 

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The boy stood on the burning deck,
His feet were covered in blisters,
He'd burnt the socks right off his feet,
And had to wear his sister's.
 
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