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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by borderer, Jul 20, 2009.


  1. borderer

    borderer Guest

    in the beginnig god created earth and rested
    then god created man and rested
    then god created women and rested
    since then neither god or man has rested:smilewinkgrin:
     
  2. SeaThreePeeO

    SeaThreePeeO PetForums VIP

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    :001_tt2: :001_tt2:

    God made man

    God looked at man and then she said 'I can do better!'
     
  3. Happy Paws2

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    "Yes" she got it right the second time.
     
  4. Barney

    Barney PetForums VIP

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    do ya believe the Bible Bordie? even that wacky fire and brimstone ending?
     
  5. Ladywiccana

    Ladywiccana PetForums VIP

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    On the 1st day God created the earth, he stepped back and looked and was happy with what he had created.

    On the 2nd day God created all of the land and the great oceans as a divide, he stepped back and looked and was happy with what he created.

    On the 3rd day God created man, he stepped back and looked and was happy with what he had created.

    On the 4th day God created woman, he stepped back and looked and was extremely happy with what he had created.

    On the 5th day God created the forbidden fruit, and food to feed the man and the woman that he had created in animal form and other substances, he stepped back looked and was happy with what he had created.

    On the 6th day God created "Our Bordie" , he stepped back and looked and thought Oh My God, what have i done!

    On the 7th day God created one tremendous sentence for women
    "Ive got a headache" lol:smilewinkgrin: :eek:hmy: :001_tt2: :smilewinkgrin:



    pmsl :smilewinkgrin: only yokin bordie ;) you know i loves ya [​IMG]
     
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    pmsl i love it :D :D :D :D
     
  7. Fleur

    Fleur Vassal to Lilly and Ludo

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    Great post LadyWiccana - PMSL

    Bordie - your little quote is nearly correct you just need to mak a small amendment
    The last line should read "since then woman has never rested"
     
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