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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zaros, Apr 7, 2017.


  1. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    Today MrsZee has been to a conference and has just returned home to inform me that she's not feeling very hungry because the organisers had laid on an 'All You Can Eat Buffet'

    I've gone berserk because I was looking forward to my traditional Friday night smoked salmon.

    And so were Zara&Oscar.

    We've had a few words and a bit of a falling out over her gluttony, and I've had to remind her quite firmly, an 'All You Can Eat Buffet' is an offer, not a friggin' challenge.:Rage
     
  2. Lurcherlad

    Lurcherlad PetForums VIP

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    Can't you three have her share of salmon? ;)
     
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  3. kittih

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    Surely you ate looking at this the wrong way. If Mrs Zee is too full for salmon that means there is more for you Zara and Oscar. So is this all you can eat gluttony not a very good thing? :-b
     
  4. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    Hope.MrsZee can skip cooking till Monday...meanwhile I got you something: plate of beans on toast from Greenfields Sandwich Emporium _ Café ___.jpg
     
  5. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    I have been presented with three options; we either eat the salmon late, or we eat the salmon tomorrow or I share the Doggy bag with Zara and Oscar.o_O

    To be honest, I'm quite bloody surprised there's anything in the Doggy bag at all.;)

    And perhaps you might recommend a wine that suitably compliments Heinz baked beans on toast Scrippy.:Watching

    Something with a nice bouquet that will effectively cover up the chronic f4rting episode that will occur much later on.:Sorry
     
  6. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    To accompany this accomplished dish I would recommend name arrogant frog lily pad red winery arrogant frog domaines.jpg
    Followed by fitful snooze on the sofa , with windows open...
    No smoking!!!
     
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