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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Eolabeo, Mar 3, 2008.


  1. Eolabeo

    Eolabeo Guest

    One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he
    Asked his super hero friends for ideas on where he
    Could get a bit of action.
    "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?"


    "Well Superman, everyone knows that
    Wonder Woman is the best sex in comicland.
    Why don't you try her?" replied Batman.

    "I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends.
    So I don't really want to take advantage of her."

    "Damn shame." said Batman as he waved goodbye to
    Superman and drove off.
    Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a

    City when he saw the Green Lantern.
    "Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're
    a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in
    Comicland?"

    "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is
    Far and away the best lay in comicland, why don't
    You try her?"



    "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but
    I didn't realize she had gotten around so much." and
    He flew off in frustration.



    Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a
    Field when he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the
    Middle of the field, with her legs wide apart.

    Superman was tempted.

    He Thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding
    Bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here."
    So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and
    Gone. Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a
    Dazed expression. "What the hell was that??" she
    Exclaimed.

    "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he
    Rolled off, "but my ass is killing me."
     
  2. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    hee hee hee,
     
  3. bullbreeds

    bullbreeds PetForums VIP

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    ............:D:D:D.................Brilliant.
     
  4. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    hee hee lol thats great :)
     
  5. Its hillarious!
     
  6. Fade to Grey

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    HAHAHAHA!
    great one :D
     
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