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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bird, Apr 11, 2011.


  1. bird

    bird PetForums VIP

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    I can't believe this husband of mine, for someone that holds a respectable and responsible job, he's a right thicko at times.:rolleyes:

    I've been wondering for a while now why my moisturiser has been disappearing, never in my right mind would I have thought about accusing hubs, but its him. :mad: Only he's not putting it on his face, he's putting it on his feet. :blink: Apparently it makes his feet feel nice. :eek:
     
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  2. northnsouth

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    Men who would have them... Use his footie programmes to clean the windows:D
     
  3. babycham2002

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    mmmm I love moisturising my feet :001_smile: :D
     
  4. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    I think you have agood reason to worry:eek:...
    I have some ideas why and what he is up to but well...:eek: adult section only...
     
  5. bird

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    Yeh, but can he not use the cheap footie lotion from the body shop and leave my £20odd face cream alone. :rolleyes:

    Eurgh. :eek:
     
  6. bexy1989

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    :lol:

    that reminds me of the boots advert where the guy is using this wifes anti aging cream on his elbows and he says 'do my elbows look younger' :lol: :lol:
     
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    Luckily i dont need moisturiser cos i'm beautiful anyway:blink: but you'd be surprised what men do with it;) :D
     
  8. Waterlily

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    damn thats a great idea ....
     
  9. Waterlily

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    Not really :rolleyes: :D :D
     
  10. bird

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    Oh god, don't give him any more bright ideas. :eek:
     
  11. Stephen&Dogs

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    Oh dear, That's what I was thinking before i got to reading the end of it :eek:
     
  12. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    Do not even think about it!!!:eek:
     
  13. Stephen&Dogs

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    Oooookay :confused: :rolleyes: :lol:
     
  14. Kinjilabs

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    Mmmmm now know where mine is going:rolleyes:

    Mid life crisis I think:D
     
  15. Stephen&Dogs

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    What i want to know is how he knew that putting it on his feet made them feel nice in the first place :confused:
     
  16. Well I can equal that!:eek: OH has been coming downstairs with a smell that I recognize but cannot put a name too! It's quite a nice smell but could not for the life of me recall where I had smelt it! But it is certainly not aftershave . So sunday morning I said to him, you smell nice,why are you wearing my perfume! he gave me quite a snooty look and said I'm not it one of my aftershaves out of the bathroom window! (he keeps them there)
    So I asked which one - he said I dont know what its called but its the one in the grey bottle that looks like a stone!:eek::eek::eek::eek:

    I never said another word! coz we are going to save a fortune on aftershave!
    Glade Fresh Linen pebble air freshener - half price in wilko's at £2.50
     
  17. cheekyscrip

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    He was kissing his wifey..you silly:001_rolleyes:
     
  18. bird

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG thats priceless. I've just spat my coffee out.
     
  19. Nithnell

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    At least you know what to get him for his birthday/ Christmas. Imagine the priceless look on his face when he opens his prezzie in front of your entire family.:D:D:D
     
  20. poohdog

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    I read years ago of a husband smelling awful at the breakfast table...Having given him a load of verbals and investigated further his wife found out he'd sprayed under his arms and nether regions from a can of the dogs 'antimate'

    I often wonder if he ever got nooky from his missus after that...:D
     
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