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Stop choking Aussie Style :-)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cockerpoo lover, Apr 12, 2011.


  1. Cockerpoo lover

    Cockerpoo lover PetForums VIP

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    A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.
    After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and
    two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

    Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

    The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head

    Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

    With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked

    down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum.

    This outrage shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the

    obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

    Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his Fosters.

    Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick

    Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.'

    :D:D
     
  2. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

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    That had me in stitches hahahahahahaha
     
  3. Cockerpoo lover

    Cockerpoo lover PetForums VIP

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    Well as we said earlier to each other - you have just gotta have a giggle :D
     
  4. Bandy

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    Sounds about right...except for the guys drinking Fosters ;)
     
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    Hahahaha Yep it all true lol
     
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    Lmao yep that's Aussie men for you :D :D
     
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    Hahaha very funny :lol:
     
  8. Cockerpoo lover

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    Wow your'e up late!!! are you in UK?

    If so having a giggle at 3.10 a.m is impressive :D- I would just be dribbling and staring blankly at the screen at that time ! :D:D
     
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