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Stand in boiling water for 30 minutes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by alan g a, Apr 27, 2011.


  1. alan g a

    alan g a Hello ev'ry body peeps. Stavross 'ere init.

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    This was the cooking instructions on the side of a well known brand of steamed pudding. I visualised a lot of burnt feet, but heres my favourite. Some years ago I bought a hi-fi . It went something like this.
    I ripped off the tape, then pulled the the standard plastic inner sleave. Insisid the unit was encased in a plastic bag. The lid was in it's own bag. Stuck to the lid was an envolope which read 'IMPORTANT. READ CAREFULLY'. This was the instruction manual . Instruction 1: OPEN ALL PACKAGING CAREFULLY'
     
  2. ddb2

    ddb2 PetForums Senior

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    I used to work in a Pharmacy and it always made us laugh when doctors got the instructions wrong on prescriptions i.e Pessary, take 1 daily :eek: :blink:
    Good job us dispensers are kind people ;)
     
  3. lkm

    lkm PetForums Newbie

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    hahahaha, I saw the thread title and thought way crazy person would do that, and had to take a look to see who the super human person was, lol.
     
  4. Nithnell

    Nithnell PetForums Senior

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    Oh, there'd probably be some fool who was daft enough to do it!
     
  5. alan g a

    alan g a Hello ev'ry body peeps. Stavross 'ere init.

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    Here's another for you.
    Seen on the side of a fire extinguisher .
    REMOVE COVER AND STRIKE KNOB.
    "OUCH":eek:
     
  6. manic rose

    manic rose PetForums VIP

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    think my fav daft instruction is from an iron..."do not iron clothes whilst wearing". :blink:
     
  7. debijw

    debijw PetForums VIP

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    I bought some frozen fish, instructions on pack "Stand on tray with upturned edges" I shouted to my OH from the kitchen this is stupid they wont stand on their edges, he came in the kitchen and laughed he said "the tray has upturned edges not the fish" I was trying to stand them on their sides instead of putting them flat on the tray. :lol::lol:
     
  8. manic rose

    manic rose PetForums VIP

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    lmao! :lol: :lol:
     
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