This was the cooking instructions on the side of a well known brand of steamed pudding. I visualised a lot of burnt feet, but heres my favourite. Some years ago I bought a hi-fi . It went something like this. I ripped off the tape, then pulled the the standard plastic inner sleave. Insisid the unit was encased in a plastic bag. The lid was in it's own bag. Stuck to the lid was an envolope which read 'IMPORTANT. READ CAREFULLY'. This was the instruction manual . Instruction 1: OPEN ALL PACKAGING CAREFULLY'