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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by vickie1985, Jul 11, 2009.


  1. vickie1985

    vickie1985 PetForums VIP

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    i do this at LEAST once a month....last night was a good one.

    ME-"my hot water bottle has broke and im aaaaallllll wet"!
    OH-"oh no! (pats the bed twice) is that better are you dry now"?
    ME-"Yeah, go buy me a new one"
    OH-(laughing) "right now? where from"?
    ME-"Tesco"
    OH-"ok, i get you one in the morning"
    ME-"will you just shut up"

    i dont remember any of it! lol
    about a year ago my best so far (i think) was this

    "i made you a hole babe"

    and everytime he said "what" i said it again coz he just wasnt sure if he was hearing me right lol
    then he was laughing so loud that he woke me up, and i said it as i was waking up then i remember looking at him and i said
    "what are you on about"? crazy lol
     
  2. Marcia

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    LMAO!!! :lol:

    It's happened to me but i never seem to string sentances together :D

    My last one was "Oranges, oranges" :lol:
    I don't even like oranges :D
     
  3. Yourgifts Ourgifts

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    You ever give away any secrets..;)
     
  4. alyssa_liss

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    i dont but my OH dos it all the time , last one was i was still awake watching tv and he woke up looking for something ( i tried to give him the volume remote because thats normally his trick so its so low its pointless being on) ended up him askng for the mouse mat ???? and i started to argue with him that he didnt need it , but then i realised he was still aslepp so gave it him and he just fell asleep again

    its quite funny really
     
  5. vickie1985

    vickie1985 PetForums VIP

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    lol no ive never given any secrets away. Yet :eek: lol

    the other one i remember is........

    "wow, that was a tough fight, he was hard, but i won" lol

    one word talking is quite common, but oranges?? lol
     
  6. LadyRedLainey

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    :lol: :lol:

    I have not sleep talked for a while, but mines are more whispers my hubby says lol! so he can not make much out.

    Bet it gave your man a giggle lol
     
  7. vickie1985

    vickie1985 PetForums VIP

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    lol yeah he finds it hillerous (sp)
    he will be taking the mick asking me how my hot water bottle is today, i just know it
     
  8. Marcia

    Marcia PetForums VIP

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    I know lol.

    Although my mother heard me ask "where all this money had come from" in my sleep a few years ago lol.
     
  9. ~Tete

    ~Tete PetForums Member

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    my best one :
    when i was younger:
    "aah ive dropped it"
    (mum walks in)
    "what have you dropped??" (starts looking on the floor round the bed)
    "i've dropped the hair brush"
    "why were you brushing your hair? its 2am?" (still looking for it)
    "..."
    "well??"
    "..."
    she looked up andi was asleep :001_tt2:

    more recently:
    "FISH"

    :)
     
  10. vickie1985

    vickie1985 PetForums VIP

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    lol arnt we all loonys!
     
  11. Natik

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    OMG...my OH does it every single night and one night he scared me that much that i run out in my pJ's out the house so scared as he wouldnt recognize me and he kinda had a crazy look on his face after he rolled down the bed and sat on the floor haha :blushing: :D

    He talks everynight and last time he was screaming thinking he is falling of a cliff with his van and it didnt help that he tried to hold on to me .... ouch :(

    I heard that u can ask those people who sleep talk questions and they will answer them honestly without knowing or remembering it, so i always have my little list of questions ready :thumbup: And always got an aswer :D
     
  12. vickie1985

    vickie1985 PetForums VIP

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    LOL my OH is too busy laughing his head off to ask me anything, and i always end up telling him to shut up
     
  13. owieprone

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    my husband talks in his sleep quite alot, he says whole sentances rarely is it just one word.

    his best one to date is:

    "will there be elves?"

    where??

    "mutter mutter...*snore*" :eek:ut:

    He doesn't answer questions or anything like that, he's mentioned folk at work names before and i've always asked questions about them but he's never answered just muttered away like i wasn't there. i do my best to remember what he's said so i can be evil and repeat it to him in the morning :001_tt2:
     
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    I regullarly talk in my sleep, its usually cos I can't find some random item. For example last week it was me-"Where is the kettle", OH-"in the kitchen", me-"well thats just stupid" Snore Snore Snore. My daughter is hillarious though she once spent five minutes saying meow,meow,meow over and over again and she also swears in her sleep, she is only 9 and although she hears bad words at school she does't repeat them till she is asleep last week she said "Go forth and multiply female dog" or words to that effect. We both sleepwalk as well which is confusing and she has night terrors which is horrible.
     
  15. sequeena

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    The OH often sleep talks - thank god he works nights now.
    I've been known to sleep talk too, but I'm a bugger for turning lights on and off when I'm sleeping :p
     
  16. dipdog

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    i used to sleep walk when i was younger havnt done it in a long while, my son also has night terrors twice a night, its scary he screams when you ask him whats up he just doesnt answer and looks kinda straight threw you, we have to comfort him and then lie him back down then he sleeps again, the second one of the night is always the worst,
     
  17. vickie1985

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    oouuu night terrors are awfull, i used to get them when i was poorly, it was always big shapes chasing me, which i have no idea why.

    my niece slepwalked once, went into my parents bedroom and asked for the cream so my mum asked her what cream and she kept saying the cream. my mum realised she was actually asleep, so she just escorted her back to bed and she settled fine. she was about 9 at the time.
     
  18. lifeizsweet

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    My friend stayed round last night and in the middle of the night sat up in her sleep and started panicing becase 'she'd lost the number 8!' she started looking for it and everything
     
  19. Ducky

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    i dont talk in my sleep but this thread has made me laugh soooo much haha :)
     
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