We all pretend our cats are smart, but sometimes, they are just plain stupid. Holly, if she goes out the back way, but then wants to come in, will jump up at the backdoor and rattle the gate. As it makes a bang, she's smart enough to realise this gets our attention. However, if she wants to come in the front, she doesn't meow, she doesn't/can't jump up, but at the same time somehow thinks we know she's there!! She thinks we can read her mind. And she gets really irritated if we don't let her in! If she's been waiting a while, we get shouted at. She makes a very loud meow when she walks in and will demand food. She also doesn't mind the rain (unless it's throwing it down) and will happily go out, but if it's windy, she hates it. But she will see how naff the weather is out the back, decide she's not going out, and then will walk through the house to the front door to see if the weather is any different. Yesterday, she came from somewhere in the house, and had a cobweb on her head, which always makes me laugh, but yesterday she also had a spider on her ear!! I couldn't stop laughing. What stupid things does your cat do?