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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by suewhite, Oct 28, 2012.


  1. suewhite

    suewhite PetForums VIP

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    We have a sex shop near us :eek:opposite is a pub and every time the lads that are in the pub see someone going into this shop they all run out with one of those rattles that people use at football matches and start cheering.:laugh::laugh:
     
  2. jon bda

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    Make sure to wear a wig and a long coat so nobody recognises you Sue!!!
    :lol:
     
  3. suewhite

    suewhite PetForums VIP

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    I do Jon:D:D
     
  4. Luz

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    Maybe if you wait till there's an England Match on Sue...You can probably slip in while they're distracted! :cool:
     
  5. Luz

    Luz PetForums VIP

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    :D This is where those duffel coats come in handy eh? In fact...Could that be why you bought them?:sneaky2:
     
  6. metame

    metame PetForums VIP

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    thats quite classic
     
  7. davidc

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    I remember waiting for the bus on Oldham Street in Macnhester once to visit my dad. Two men came out of the sex shop, and loudly proclaimed "Thought it was a b**** pub!" Yeah right, sure you did, they weren't fooling anybody, if they hadn't have been so loud coming out of it, they may have escaped unnoticed.
     
  8. Colliebarmy

    Colliebarmy PetForums VIP

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    They aint sex shops

    a chip shop sells chips
    a cake shop sells cakes
    a shoe shop sells shoes

    if i want handcuffs ill ring plod
     
  9. Catz1

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    I used to work in a sex shop.. on the till before anyone starts :p

    The amount of men that came in, saw me sitting there smiling and turned on their heels muttering about how they thought it was a "normal shop" was amazing!

    You would think all the sexy clothes in the window would be a giant hint to what was inside :rolleyes:
     
  10. poohdog

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    I went in and asked about that thing you were interested in Sue...The guy said it's not for sale...it's his vacuum flask. :rolleyes: [​IMG]
     
  11. Starlite

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    Id record that for Youtube. sounds priceless!
     
  12. suewhite

    suewhite PetForums VIP

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    Wish you'd clear off to the you know where zone:dita:
     
  13. welshjet

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    Sue - i just hope its a respectable sex shop and not a dirty brown mack shop !!!!

    J
     
  14. MoggyBaby

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    And this is what they call blatant advertising folks!!!!!! Are you trying to drum up business for your new venture Sue???

    I've read your book luv, all I can say is..... LUCKY PD!!!!!! :lol: :lol:


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  15. poohdog

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    I should like to point out that this PD is somebody else...


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  16. Lavenderb

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    That reminds me of the time I walked out of a errmmm ahem rubber fetish shop with a small bag and nearly died when I saw two policemen in a car outside, and the bar stewards cheered :eek:
     
  17. Megan345

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    I just checked where you were Sue, nowhere near me, thank goodness... Phew! *wipes brow* ;)
     
  18. Luz

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    No there is a PF webcam pointed at your sex shop and we all watch your comings and goings in TOP SECRET-LETS PRETEND IT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ADULT CHAT! :lol:
     
  19. Megan345

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    I'm going to have to start wearing dark glasses and turning my collar up! I read something else about this adult chat today, I genuinely didn't know there was one :confused: And for all my looking I couldn't find it, most disappointing! :D
     
  20. Luz

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    There really isn't one at the moment! Apparently there used to be but I never found it either. Think you had to have been here 5 years or had a million posts and then a door magically opened! :D
     
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