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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by borderer, Jun 2, 2010.


  1. borderer

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    the couple in garden next to me made a scarecrow just a jacket and trousers when they went home i climbed the fence and put a head on it plus a little extra hope they like it when they come in morning:thumbup:
     
  2. xxwelshcrazyxx

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    its bullet without his tackle lololol
     
  3. bullet

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    You rude man :thumbup: :lol:
     
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    :eek: :eek: Im blushing now :lol: :lol:
     
  5. borderer

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    yes it does remind me of bullet:thumbup::eek::scared:
     
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    Why is it, if its got dodgy private parts, its mine:( :lol:
     
  7. borderer

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    the couple next door are a bit posh should be fun in morning:thumbup:
     
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    do they know you have done it???? The woman will have a hissy fit when she see's the manly parts :scared::lol:
     
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    Cant be you Bullet,,,,it is shaped like a banana :scared:
     
  10. borderer

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    they both will i cant wait:thumbup:
     
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    Hey! who's to say..........................:thumbup:
     
  12. xxwelshcrazyxx

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    Nice one Bordie...........pity you couldnt take a pick of their faces :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Lmao! that's awesome! lets hope they spot it before dark and don't mistake it for a stalker :lol:
     
  14. borderer

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    he is ok but she is very upmarket never speaks and she allways goes in first cant wait:thumbup:
     
  15. xxwelshcrazyxx

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    Snooty Cow then. Oh Lordy Lordy darling there seem's to be a person in our vegetable patch, do go along quick sticks and get rid of him. :lol::lol:
     
  16. borderer

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    she will say its that nasty man next door her chicken came in my garden and the dog ate it dont think she likes me:thumbup:
     
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    She will say " James, kindley remove that unpleasant looking eyesore from the garden. You know, the one with a cock that looks just like yours" :lol:
     
  18. borderer

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    :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:...........
     
  19. xxwelshcrazyxx

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    :lol::lol::lol: Penis..........posh people dont say COCK. It is too much of a mouthfull for them to say lololol:lol:
     
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    Sorry, they say "his pen is bigger than yours":lol:
     
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