Thought this might cheer us all up on a monday morning!!! Describes me perfectly on Sunday morning!!!!! Sorry, I copied and pasted it from email so it might look a bit odd!! > I went to a dinner party last night, where I, and other guests, enjoyed > copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with > what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, > sore eyes, etc. > > > From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested > positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating > condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case. > Reports are flooding in from all around the neighbourhood of others > diagnosed with Wine Flu. > > > To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, > experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However, > should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take > some Nurofen [Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been > proven to help combat this unusual type of flu]. > > > > > > Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some > cases. > > > > > Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can > be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period. If not, then further > application of the original liquid in similar quantities to the original > dose has been shown to do the trick. > > > > > Good luck!