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(S)Wine Flu.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by LittleMissSunshine, Aug 3, 2009.


  1. LittleMissSunshine

    LittleMissSunshine PetForums VIP

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    Thought this might cheer us all up on a monday morning!!! Describes me perfectly on Sunday morning!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D

    Sorry, I copied and pasted it from email so it might look a bit odd!!


    > I went to a dinner party last night, where I, and other guests, enjoyed
    > copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with
    > what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills,
    > sore eyes, etc.
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    > From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested
    > positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating
    > condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case.
    > Reports are flooding in from all around the neighbourhood of others
    > diagnosed with Wine Flu.
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    > To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs,
    > experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However,
    > should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take
    > some Nurofen [Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been
    > proven to help combat this unusual type of flu].
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    > Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some
    > cases.
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    > Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can
    > be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period. If not, then further
    > application of the original liquid in similar quantities to the original
    > dose has been shown to do the trick.
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    > Good luck!
     
  2. Superpettoysrus.com

    Superpettoysrus.com PetForums Senior

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    lol ...love it :D ;) :D
     
  3. noushka05

    noushka05 Unicorn denier. Snowflake. Activist ;)

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    hahaa:D... i woke up with this on saturday morning!:blink:
     
  4. sullivan

    sullivan PetForums VIP

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    hA HA VERY FUNNY YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO LIGHTEN THE DAY...LOL
     
  5. LittleMissSunshine

    LittleMissSunshine PetForums VIP

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    haha, I aint sunshine for nothing!!!!:001_tt2::rolleyes::D:p
     
  6. dobermummy

    dobermummy Banned

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    that's so good. :D
     
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