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Poodle Joke!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by crazycrest, Jul 14, 2009.

  1. crazycrest

    crazycrest PetForums VIP

    Feb 13, 2008
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    A wealthy old lady

    decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her
    faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

    One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before
    long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about,
    he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with
    the intention of having lunch.

    The old poodle
    thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!'
    Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately
    settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the
    approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle
    exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious
    leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?'

    Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
    mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks
    away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard,
    'That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!'

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene
    from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to
    good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So
    off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the
    leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be
    up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
    beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

    The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and
    says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
    going to happen to that conniving canine!

    Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey
    on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do
    now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with
    his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
    them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the
    old poodle says.

    'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour
    ago to bring me another leopard!

    Moral of this story....

    Don't mess with old farts .. age and treachery will
    always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance
    only come with age and experience.

    I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some
    are just more youthfully challenged.
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