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Poisonous wife

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Anele Jessica, Dec 11, 2007.


  1. A Poisonous Wife

    A man goes to see his Rabbi.

    "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

    The Rabbi asks, "What's wrong?"

    The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

    The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

    The man then pleads, "I'm telling you I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

    The next day the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone yesterday for over three hours. You want my advice?"

    The man anxiously answers, "Yes."

    "Take the poison," says the Rabbi.
     
  2. Eolabeo

    Eolabeo Guest

    LOL, had that sent to me by e.mail the other day.

    we should make this thread the joke thread and continue to post jokes and bits like the above joke :)
     
  3. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    hehe!!!!!!!!
     
  4. I'd Rather Have a Puppy

    A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.

    The little boy asks his father, “Daddy, what are they doing?”

    The father says, “Making a puppy.” So they walk on and go home.

    A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, “Daddy, what are you doing?”

    The father replies, “Making a baby.”

    The little boy says, “Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy.”
     
  5. plumo72

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    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    rofl heee heeee
     
  7. carol

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    lol good joke
     
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