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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bullet, Jun 4, 2010.
Dogs just farted, and he's lying there all innocent
I think nearly every dog does that. After all, would you admit it? :lol:
The rottie down at the shop if you call him stinky pants he leaves the room but only if it was him so you can't blame him if it wasn't...lol...Jill
i wouldn't be able to keep that innocent look:lol:
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this reminds me of what happened yesterday at work ... i was serving a man when he dropped his money on the floor ... as he went to bend down to pick it up ... their was a couple of women still standing there that i had just served... as he bent down one of them farted in his face :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
lmao theres some funny stories!!
one woman came in the shop and as i was serving her she said
"excuse me 1 second" and ran down an asle and farted! Her son almost died!!
and he is 18! lol
she said "im sorry, it doesnt smell, its just beer farts"
i was like "oooooook"
Eeeew! I remember my Dad had a habit of loudly farting in enclosed spaces and then blaming either my mum or my bro or me! I would argue but my brother is traumatised and embaressment phobic to this day!
Hannah tends to give me a disgusted look and move if I guff near her.....oddly enuf she does the same if SHE farts. Cheeky bitch! :lol:
My dog used to fart, stand up, give me and my mum dirty looks and walk out of the room in a huff! Cheeky sod!
Takes me back many years when a pal was driving a Mini with his Brother near Lutterworth.His Great Dane was in the back seat.
I was following behind when he suddenly did an emergency stop....he and his Brother abandoned the car in the middle of the road leaving the doors wide open.
I pulled up and shouted "What the......"
"Dog.....farted" came the breathless reply.....
The dogs face was an absolute picture....not a lot of air space in a Mini.:001_cool:
I can remember one night, Zara was sleeping and all of a sudden she farted. She farted so loud she gave herself a fright and jumped up out of her sleep lol
Try having a pug lol lord help us when they have their turkey this evening