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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by classixuk, Apr 17, 2011.


  1. classixuk

    classixuk PetForums VIP

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  2. McKenzie

    McKenzie PetForums VIP

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    Hey!!! That's not fair!!! I thought we were all one big happy PF family??? In my defence, I do actually have a cat and have posted in the cat forum (once or twice). When I used the word 'stole' what I really meant was 'borrowed'. I just kind of moved the idea over. Plus isn't it a credit to the kitty people that they have such a fabulous idea that others want to do the same? :rolleyes:

    Do I get a lawyer??? :eek:
     
  3. classixuk

    classixuk PetForums VIP

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    Yes. You will have someone assigned to your case to help in your defence, or you may nominate someone to defend you, or you may do your own defence.

    I am merely a witness, but if you say at trial what you just said above, it is likely to be laughed at. It's like saying it's OK to steal a TV from Comet, as you once bought a toaster there, and you were merely borrowing the TV anyway.
    :p

    If I were you, I'd be thinking about skipping the country.

    LMAO
    :D
     
  4. GoldenShadow

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    Back away! Witness intimidation is against the law, no bail for you at this rate :nono:
     
  5. Beagle Mafia

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    I will be your lawyer, I get on very well with my clients with a great track record!! :D
     
  6. McKenzie

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    :eek: I thought doggy people were supposed to stick together! :eek:

    Thanks a lot you guys :(

    LMAO!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  7. McKenzie

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    Thanks Buster's Mummy!!! :D
     
  8. Beagle Mafia

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    PM me your defense and you'll be fine :D
     
  9. classixuk

    classixuk PetForums VIP

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    Is the judge for this trial going to be Judge Jamie? Who is the prosecution barrister? Do you know yet?

    And indication on how your client is likely to plead?
     
  10. Bandy

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    One word to the accused...ok several words actually...

    say NOTHING concerning your defense.

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against. You have the right to an attorney...if you can not afford an attorney, someone here will probably stand up in your defense.
    Should you not actually say anything damaging here, your prior posts will probably be searched for anything to be used. If nothing can found as a certainty, words may be twisted to fit the prosecutions case.
    Good luck, god bless and.....let's get ready tooooo RUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLE

    :D
     
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    Thanks for the ideas Bandy!

    :classixuk goes off to desperately search McKenzies past posts:
    :D
     
  12. CharleyRogan

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    Whats this diamond thing?
     
  13. classixuk

    classixuk PetForums VIP

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    Feeling confident? LOL

    I proposed that we bring the case forward to 7.30pm. You alright with that? :D

    I hear that it will be in a new courtroom called "All Rise"...the ushers are opening up at 7.25pm.

    See you there!
    :D
     
  14. Beagle Mafia

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    so then sherlock ready 4 ur next case :p
     
  15. classixuk

    classixuk PetForums VIP

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    Lets see what the result of this one is first. I caught a known criminal, but your last minute change in direction might get her off. What chance would I have with 12????? LOL

    I'm just waiting to see if the Jury return with DIAMOND rings!!!!

    :eek:
     
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    :eek:

    :eek:

    :eek:

    I would have done a crap case for just 6 diamonds!

    :D
     
  18. XxZoexX

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    i still dont get the bling :eek:
     
  19. Beagle Mafia

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    If you find that bling’s been left
    It may lead to PetForum theft
    There is a chance that there’s more than one
    Cheeky, crafty criminal on the run

    You may need to bring to attention
    The case of the diamond ring convention
    Things are fishy underground
    Keep looking and the answer may be found

    Now don’t delay go quick quick quick
    Many are involved you must do your bit
    Find the culprits each and every one
    And pop them in the courts to have some fun


    :D
     
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