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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Anele Jessica, Jan 14, 2008.

  1. "Ah yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet" - Robin Williams

    "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy" - Tom Clancy

    "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither" - Steve Martin

    "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand" - Woody Allen

    "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night" - Rodney Dangerfield

    "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope" - George Burns

    "Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships" - Sharon Stone

    "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading" - Steve Jobs, Apple founder

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch" - Jack Nicholson

    "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or even where he lives - but he never forgets oral sex. No matter how bad it is" - Barbara Bush, former US First Lady (and we all thought she didn't have a sense of humour!)

    "Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself" - Roseanne Barr

    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" - Billy Crystal

    "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental. Whereas, of course, men are just grateful" - Robert De Niro

    "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house" - Rod Stewart

    "See... the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time" - Robin Williams

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  2. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

    Nov 17, 2007
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    rofpml very very funny :)
  3. BredaKim

    BredaKim PetForums Member

    Nov 10, 2007
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    LOL!! Very good :D..and VERY true LOL
  4. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

    Nov 2, 2007
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    hee hee hee,...........................
  5. carol

    carol PetForums VIP

    Nov 2, 2007
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    hehehe cant stop laughing now
    :) :) :)
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