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Pears.. mmmmmm

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by momentofmadness, Apr 14, 2011.


  1. momentofmadness

    momentofmadness PetForums VIP

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    Well I like pears.. :) and my kids like pears.. :) mmmmmmm

    So i bought two bags.. popped em on the windowsill to ripen.. and it seems someone else likes them... :(


    I fed the guys.. and popped me mates.. Bridget locked in the cage as she was still eating and Maizie and bobby left out.. :D

    I came back and they had eaten about 8 pears.. :yikes: ... :yikes:

    They stink tonight.. and Im expected a delivery of wildies very soon from them.. :yikes:

    Yesterday I left my Ironing board up.. Bobby was in the cage whilst I was out and Bridget and Maizie loose. I came home.. the clothes I neatley folded ready to distribute were on the floor and the end of my Ironing board snapped off.. :yikes:

    Im thinking Bridget sat n it.. she used to get on top of the crate and the kitchen table till I removed it..
    The dogs are in real good books as you can imagine.. :rolleyes:
     
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    Sorry this made me laugh :D :D :D Don't kill me ;)
     
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    momentofmadness PetForums VIP

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    Charley.. If you were sat right where I am now.. with 3 backsides producing possibly organic nuclear gasses..... Im sure you wouldn't be laughing.. :) Your face would possibly be as crinkled up as mine is now.. cacking my pants in case one of the loud blasts of gases just happens to follow through.. :yikes:

    But hey .. You enjoy being sat on your chair.. Smelling the lovely fresh air... :D

    I will need the nuclear fumigators in here in the morn.. :yikes: :lol:
     
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    Haha thats just made e laugh more! My computer chair isn't comfortable, its gone all hard and its hurting my back. Can I have some sympathy?

    I lived in a house with 3 boys and a dog... I have done my time!
     
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    momentofmadness PetForums VIP

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    And can I add.. If I dont log on in the next fews days.. Please send someone round with one of them big white tents as Im guessing the gasses were lethal.. :lol:

    And not laughing gas that causes a crinkly face.. :D
     
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    momentofmadness PetForums VIP

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    Sympathy.. :yikes:

    Whats that.. :lol:

    Seriously Charley. In this house with Maizie snoring and farting all day like she does.. its like living with a bloke.. :rolleyes:
     
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    hahahhaa i am laughing so much it hurts , better be carefull tho tanya ate a full banana ,and her gasses are starting to flow now:D:D:D
     
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    Yeah I'll send some round warrington way... not exactly sure where, but they can sus it out when the house is glowing green :D
     
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    momentofmadness PetForums VIP

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    :yikes:

    Thank goodness they didn't eat a load of them.. They would be gassing and bunged up for a week.. :rolleyes:

    You know I have given Bobby a bit of apple twice.. each time about half an hour later he has to go for a number two.. :yikes:

    Maizie can eat loads of apples and nothing happen.. :D
     
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    momentofmadness PetForums VIP

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    Im sure it will have a hazy mist over it.. :lol: the green would be coming out of the fridge. Used to be a standing joke with me and my friends about me having a fridge that glowed green when you opened it...... :eek:







    I may add.. it wasn't a hygiene problem.. :D no.. Nope defo not.. It was a Carlsberg problem.. :lol:
     
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    It was only one and it was only tanya ,wow and thats enough its like a gas chamber :D
     
  12. momentofmadness

    momentofmadness PetForums VIP

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    I wish I could let you guys smell it.. shame they haven't intro'd it yet.....


    But if you imagine the most rotten smelling vile fruit.. with a bit of sewers mixed in there.. I reckon you could just imagine the smell Oh.. it also has a linger issue.. :rolleyes:
     
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    Yikes i glad i only have one to deal with :D:D:D
     
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    Part of their 5 a day ;) i know when Bobby has bad gas turns air green cant imagine how 3 would be good luck hope you make it through the night ;)
     
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    momentofmadness PetForums VIP

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    Just to let you guys know.. Im still here.. :D :lol:
     
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    yep i seen ya :D:D
    No smells here today ,hope there juices are still flowing for you ahahahha:D:D:D
     
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    :lol: ... Lets just say.. there was a lot of sounds in my room like distant thunder last night.. :lol: and it wasn't me.. :eek:
     
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    this thread has had me in fits :lol: :lol:
     
  19. momentofmadness

    momentofmadness PetForums VIP

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    Well... You wouldn't have been laughing if you were sat here last night.. :rolleyes: :lol:
     
  20. bexy1989

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    i know exactly how you feel..my oh has cleared rooms with his farts before :yikes:

    then theres the dog on top of that :eek:
     
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