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One for the men

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by sue&harvey, May 13, 2010.


  1. sue&harvey

    sue&harvey PetForums VIP

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    Well yestarday I did one for the women, so I didn't wan't the chaps missing out :D
    That For The Blokes

    Now I'm old and feeble,
    And my pilot light is out,
    What used to be my sex appeal
    Is now my water spout.

    'Twas a time, when of it's own accord
    From my trousers it would spring,
    But now I have a part time job
    To find the blasted thing.

    I used to be embarrased
    To make that thing behave,
    For every single morning
    It would stand and watch me shave.

    But as old age approaches
    It sure gives me the blues,
    To see it hang it's withered head
    And watch me tie my shoes.

    Just to give you something to look forward too
     
    #1 sue&harvey, May 13, 2010
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  2. lisa0307

    lisa0307 PetForums VIP

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    Love it :D
     
  3. JANICE199

    JANICE199 PetForums VIP

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    :lol::lol: lmao thats great.:thumbup:
     
  4. sue&harvey

    sue&harvey PetForums VIP

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    I thought this may get th ladies laughing before the chaps... no idea why though :confused::lol:
     
  5. vickie1985

    vickie1985 PetForums VIP

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    lol i havent heard that in years!! always makes me snigger though
     
  6. Cazza1974

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    :lol::lol:Brilliant!
     
  7. sue&harvey

    sue&harvey PetForums VIP

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    Funny yesterday the ladies were quite open and honest on the body parts that had been swapped... the lads not so quick to admit :confused::D
     
  8. Sorcha

    Sorcha PetForums Senior

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    Just e-mailed this to my other half :D
     
  9. Waterlily

    Waterlily Amused

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    hahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: truth hurts is prolly why ;) :p
     
  10. Sorcha

    Sorcha PetForums Senior

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    My OH just pretended not to understand what is was about :rolleyes:
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    :lol::lol:Brilliant:thumbup::thumbup:
     
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