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One For The Ladies

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by CatzEyes, Jul 31, 2009.


  1. CatzEyes

    CatzEyes PetForums VIP

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    This was giving to me by one of my male friends, it gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share it.

    (1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping areound the house.

    (3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) THANKS: A women is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here-This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot'...that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'....that will bring on 'whatever'.

    (8) WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying F--YOU!

    (9) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
     
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    suzy93074 PetForums VIP

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    hahah! brilliant Julie and very true!!:D;)xxxx
     
  3. LouJ69

    LouJ69 PetForums VIP

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    So true!!! lol
     
  4. Inca's Mum

    Inca's Mum PetForums VIP

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    It certainly is brilliant :D
    xx
     
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    Lol so true.......:001_tt2: love it.xxxx
     
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    A little known fact....

    The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

    It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important. :eek:

    :D:smilewinkgrin:;):D
     
  7. CatzEyes

    CatzEyes PetForums VIP

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    Thankyou all, I kind of thought so to.:D;)
     
  8. MADCAT

    MADCAT PetForums VIP

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    Very funny xxx
     
  9. CatzEyes

    CatzEyes PetForums VIP

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    :smilewinkgrin:That is very funny.:D
     
  10. animallover111

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    Very true.......xx
    very funny......xx
     
  11. sammyben

    sammyben Guest

    very true x :D
     
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