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one for the girls

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by nici, Dec 3, 2007.


  1. nici

    nici PetForums Senior

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    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ."

    "Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I

    REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

    When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

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    The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

    "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!

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    to which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"


    See - Men just don't listen!

    hehe sorry guys:D:D
     
  2. mell-e-c

    mell-e-c PetForums Member

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    Heard that before but it still makes me laugh!!! heehee
     
  3. plumo72

    plumo72 PetForums VIP

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    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    hee hee heee, very good, .....:D:D
     
  5. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    hee hee lol:)
     
  6. Nici - I've just noticed - is there actually two pets in your avatar?
     
  7. carol

    carol PetForums VIP

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    good one nici
     
  8. nici

    nici PetForums Senior

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    hehe bit hard to spot:p.. mummy and baby
     
  9. OOOHHH....aaawwww....can you post the bigger pic to see?
     
  10. nici

    nici PetForums Senior

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    yes here you are.....

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  11. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    thats beautiful,:):)
     
  12. WOW.......What a picture.....................Brilliant.
     
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