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New Joke (could be an acquired taste hee hee)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Vixie, Jan 31, 2008.


  1. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    3 Female vampires walk into a bar.

    The first vampire asks for "A shot of blood please".

    The second vampire then goes up to the barman. "A double shot of blood" she requests.

    The third vampire approaches the bar and asks "A large glass of hot water please".

    To which the barman replies "but you're a vampire, don't you want a shot of blood?"

    "No" replies the third vampire, and pulls a tampon out of her purse, "I'm making tea"

    :D:D
     
  2. garryd

    garryd Guest

    again a little early for me :( You girls got this thing at the minute with the time of the month jokes !:rolleyes:
     
  3. carol

    carol PetForums VIP

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    lol lol yuck :) :)
     
  4. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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  5. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    its a joke :D:D stop whining garry:p:p
     
  6. Fade to Grey

    Fade to Grey PetForums VIP

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    oh no!
    thats good though!
    :)
    lol
     
  7. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    ha ha ha ha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
  8. nici

    nici PetForums Senior

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    hehe lmao :D :D bit yukky:D
     
  9. Eolabeo

    Eolabeo Guest

    LOL i liked it :D i sent to to everyone on me mob...they thought same as garryd but they like em lol.
     
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