3 Female vampires walk into a bar. The first vampire asks for "A shot of blood please". The second vampire then goes up to the barman. "A double shot of blood" she requests. The third vampire approaches the bar and asks "A large glass of hot water please". To which the barman replies "but you're a vampire, don't you want a shot of blood?" "No" replies the third vampire, and pulls a tampon out of her purse, "I'm making tea"